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Asian Vendor Goes Crazy With a Hammer
Anyone else feeling the underlining sexual tension between him and those equally as girlish men he clobbered in the skull? We do.
Libyan Rebels Callously Bury Man Alive
Hide and Seek Champion of 2012.
Italian Mob Leave Guy a Beaten Mess
I felt bad for him at first. Then I remembered Italy is pretty close to France. Then I felt really bad.
71-Year-Old's Fatal Highway Mistake
Anyone else agree your license should be taken away at Medicare age?
Sinkhole Suddenly Swallows Schoolgirl
I never thought I'd live to see someone who has worse luck than THIS GUY. And I still feel that way.
3rd World Surgery Goes Terribly Wrong
I feel bad for him. Not because of the canyon in his chest, but because someone is eventually going to realize an entire kilo of cocaine can fit in there undetected while crossing borders.
Ron Artest's Brutal Elbow Knockout
Renaming yourself "Metta World Peace" kinda conflicts with inflicting brain damage on strangers. Unless you live in Botswana. Then nobody really gives a shit what you do.
Painfully Sandwiched Between Two Cars
This is probably why not many Disney movie take place in China.
Corrupt Police Join Flash Mob Robbery
Keep raising prices on Krispy Kremes and this shit is bound to keep happening.
Sydney Cops Will Beat Anybody Down
I don't know what the fuck is going on here, but watch and don't go on vacation in Australia.
Horse Kicks a Trainer Right in the Face
Now when they sell it the ad can say "Purebred, has run down at least 4 illegal immigrants and has shut a female up for more than 5 minutes. That has to be worth at least another $50.
Vicious Assault in Apartment Elevator
Well that's something you don't see everyday. A working elevator in Harlem.
Thief Shoots Chinese Food Customer
There's a fine line between good Chinese food and bad Chinese food. Bleeding all over the bell sprouts puts it into the latter category.
2 Girls Don't Make it Across the Street
There's two guaranteed ways to shut a woman up. Replace her Tampax with piranhas, and this.
Russian Gangs Clash on Public Street
You probably shouldn't beat the living shit out of strangers across the street from The Gap. But if you must... make it look something like this.
Electrocuted During Rescue Demonstration
I don't think it worked.
Sickening Robbery Kills Old Woman
Hitler's gonna be pissed when he finds out this is the asshole he has to share a bed with next.
Dragged Out of House & Brutally Beaten
Don't worry. She survived and will be back to turning you cutting her in the line at McDonald's into a national tragedy in no time at all.
76-Year-Old Lady is the Death Bringer
Sometimes I think everyone should have their license taken away when they turn 65. Then a video like this comes along, and enforces that feeling with the power of the mother fucking sun.
Lamborghini Owner Bludgeoned by Cops
He seems pretty chill about the whole thing. Indeed an inspiration to all men without permanent baton-shaped imprints on their foreheads.
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