Just in case Dr. Phil's methods don't work or you, here's how you get people that annoy you to shut up. Works every time.

Don't worry, he only cracked her in the skull with the ass end of the shotgun. She'll live to give you the wrong change and blame you for it another day.

Now you have. Pat yourself on the back.

Apparently, someone made him angry.

I'm really starting to love Asia. As long as I'm as fucking far away from it as possible, it kicks all kinds of anus.

And the fucking guy gets up and walks away like it's nothing. Which is why you leave the violent beatings to black teenagers, and the reasons to rub sun tan lotion on your friends to these pricks.

This is the product of drugs, incest, and slight mental retardation. I'll get the hammers.

You can clearly see the different emotions going through the drivers face. Which is news to me because I'm pretty sure Russians aren't born with feelings.

I would feel bad for him, but he gets to ride around in a super cool wheelchair right now and that's just lucky.

Because having a 1 in 9 chance of being born an inbred isn't reason enough for a creative suicide.

If you think this is cool, you should see what they do when you get caught lifting a pair of Jordans. The amount of cow shit they get into one place is quite impressive.

I'm all for abusing women as long as it's with a stick thinner in diameter than your penis. But this is just uncalled for.

Sorry, but it's just not a good day in the middle east until another advance in space exploration is made. Ya did good Sharife Abdjulmahinijad.

Clearly someone has been watching Terminator 2 on Bluray.

What you don't see is him performing an impromptu sex change with a plastic knife to avoid conviction. But oh, it happens.

Who's laughing now, bitch?