"WHO GOT A PHONE, NIGGA DIS SHIT IS A IPOD!!!" Quote of the month right here.

I'm no expert on the subject, but it seems like dirtbiking becomes a lot more challenging when you're trying to dodge one with your face.

Made in China. Words that should be avoided at all costs.

This video is 2 parts self-entitled bitch, 1 part results of McDonald's dollar menu. She'll never be allowed within 100 feet of migrant-run fast food ever again.

Another domestic situation being handled in the worst way possible.

Well... almost. But he's only a curb and two swastika tattoos away from making the complete transformation.

Shocking. But if you really want to ruin a girl's reputation just get her pregnant. It's quicker, and saves $37 on your Gap gift card.

She did in 4 seconds what Kanye West has bitched out of in 9 years. Get this animal a tranquilizer and record deal ASAP.

In Russia, this is what "slightly used" means on eBay car ads.

0b(li)vious: "Fuck airbags. Need a parachute on that one."

Grand Theft Auto 5 has some pretty awesome graphics.

Just when you think his greatest social skill is shitting his pants in the McDonald's drive-thru at 3:00 AM, he goes and does this.

A security guard that offers no security, is like a German hooker that doesn't let you shit on her chest. It's false mother fucking advertising.

If there was a hall of fame for supporting acts of public indecency, this girl would be the first person they make a statue of. But there isn't. I checked.

This is why girls should always have extremely low self-esteem and no confidence. Don't listen to Dr. Phil and his bullshit.

If you forget about the 97% chance of contracting Hepatitis-B, using public transportation is pretty damn cool sometimes.

When later investigated, 3 pounds of shit were indeed found lodged in the parks filtration system.

This is what happens to you after sleeping with Lil Wayne. You've been warned.

I really wish this happened in America and not France. We need a fresh new face for Tampax commercials, and theirs would be perfect.

Don't want to be an organ donor? Don't use public transportation. It's that simple.