Monday, September 8th, 2008
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The Iceman needs some ice. I know, I'm a fucking comedian.
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I bet all his sponsors are going to love this video.
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The coolest kids are the ones who eat through straws.
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If you think you can just steal a gold rim off a Cadillac without repercussions, think again.
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This is what happens when you don't enforce the age rule when selling Grand Theft Auto.
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You can be politically correct everywhere but the school yard.
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In Soviet Russia, street drives you.
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Even after getting your head split in half, when Vanilla Ice is playing, you find a way to run away.
Sunday, September 7th, 2008
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Turns out the clowns don't have the worst job in the world.
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He may have been scalped unwillingly but it was still better then Supercuts, and it was free. Win win.
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He may have spent his entire paycheck in 3 hours but at least he has his pride. Oh wait...
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They always want to draw blood like their life depends on it, but the possibility of a nipple popping out stops the fight. Makes sense.
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Skipping school the day they taught the fundamentals of gravity has it's downfalls.
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It was still the highest score a Russian ever got in the high jump. Champion in the making.
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If he ever wants to know what he'll look like at 80 years old, he can just check out this in slow motion. When he wakes up.
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Judging by the time lapse it looks like the ambulance didn't show up until sunrise too. Looks like a great place to live.
Saturday, September 6th, 2008
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This special presentation on firearms safety is brought to you by Olde English.
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Somehow that kids ring tone went perfectly with the situation though.
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I think suicide is the next box on the checklist of life when you can't get pussy from a drunk girl who already hates herself.
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He exhausted 99% of his energy just getting to the top of the ramp so he's a real trooper for surviving this.
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I thought metal heads were able to stop all danger with the power of Thor and lightning? I guess only Manowar can do it right. In The Arm
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And people in civilization are worrying about video game induced violence. Say hi to the real psychotics.
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You think you can just take the last white castle burger without asking? Think again.
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Sitting at the bar instead seems like a good idea now.
Friday, September 5th, 2008
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Now I really do believe the stories about him having a group of slaves working for him. You aren't just born with a pimp hand that strong.
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If if the kid is three times your size and retarded, he is still three times your size.
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Being a rubber neck is going to be tough in a brace but I'm sure she can handle it.
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Somehow he still manages to take less damage then the average skater accident.
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Good thing that guy put his mouth two inches from his, because that's the first thing you want to see after coming back from thee dead.
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Paying six dollars a gallon to drive your own car seems like a good idea all of a sudden.
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