I think I know what country I'm getting my next restraining order in...

I know what you're all thinking. And yes, your dick would come out of this fight looking like a Turkish pancake.

Don't know what the fuck I'm buying but I'm ready to pay. Just throw in the pearl necklace for free and let's do this.

The first girl is none other than Katie Sunshine. But this newcomer made me forget all about those hotpants. Wait... there it is again.

The first chick has just as awesome a personality as she does a body. The second one's extra chromosome might be showing. IDGAF, would still bang.

If miss Underwood isn't actively eating herself out by the end of the year I will be pretty disappointed.

Hot as fuck and she doesn't seem to have one of those pesky 7 inch depth limits so many girls cry about. Clearly her cervix has been down this road before.

Hot as fuck - but if you want me to believe she can handle a 650 hp, rear wheel drive car I got news for you. And I'll tell you what that is after I change pants.

Thanks to who posted the info: "Her name is Eva Vica Kerekes. This is a Czech film. Hungarian people call her Vita. The movie is called Men In Hope, a story about cheating on spouses. It's from 2011."

Once again the European pool of easy vag surpasses ours in every way, shape & form. Look at the sand trap between her legs and you know we mean it literally.

Those with a penis will find a lot of interest in this. The ones without will probably start calling it "art" and shit.

To the man pounding away: Way to go asshole. You single handedly made almost every girl I've nailed look like the inside of a dog's anus with ONE video.

How the fuck is their life expectancy higher than 40? 99% of their women are built like this and I go into convulsions every time their underwear comes off.

You only get frostbite on your clitoris once.

Becky puts the black community on notice. Which is a pretty hard thing to do without a Tyler Perry DVD in your hands.

VIDEO 1 - VIDEO 2 - VIDEO 3

Her breasticles are large, in charge and when it comes to airing the dogs out she's #1 in Southern California.

Warning: Your boner might get a boner.