Well if she didn't carry a gun before... she probably does now. And diapers.

The first guy can brush it off and laugh later. Unfortunately for high flyer #2, there's not enough voltage on Earth to electroshock him back to heterosexuality.

It's kinda like the story of David and Goliath. If David was 3.5 ounces of poopy-stained diaper.

If I was a girl I'd probably hate this guy right now. And masturbate until I my hand turned into a lobster claw.

Leaking fecal matter is only the start to the problems caused when you hide in a friends house, dressed like Sweet Tooth holding a fucking sledgehammer.

Acquire your first simultaneous heart attack & public defecation via McDonald's Big and Tasty, or being victim to one of these pranks? Decisions decisions.

Now he is without feces.

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I actually prefer my women to be dripping sweat and filled with fear. That's why I don't have a girlfriend. The collection of Friday the 13th replica machetes are just coincidence.

Promoting The Dark Knight rises. You're doing it right. Kinda...

In case Dr. Phil's methods don't work, this is how you bond with parents.

What follows is a collection of inmates scaring the living shit out of potential residents with one reoccurring topic: the butthole boogie, and how often dance lessons are.

There's two guaranteed ways to intensify your cardio workouts on the spot. Get behind HER in the gym, and this.

If I was a girl I'd probably hate this guy right now. And masturbate until I died.

Probably best she sticks to things she's good at, like frying noodles or crashing minivans into bakeries. High speed amusement rides aren't really her thing.

Ajeet disrespected rule #13 of the ghetto: never call a 6 ft transsexual a "mother fucker". Proper protocol would've been to hand over the Newport 100's & forget Serena Williams ever wandered in. The more you know.

Awesome Halloween prank or KFC removing the double down from the menu? Click and find out.