On the bright side, he no longer has to decide how he wants to die. In Saudi Arabia that's like winning the lottery.

If you hang yourself out of a vehicle that's being driven by a guy that took his driving test on a camel... you're gonna have a bad time.

And by talented we mean he saved the goat fucking for after his amazingly awesome brush with death by not getting ejected out of a flipping vehicle.

Sorry, but it's just not a good day in the middle east until another advance in space exploration is made. Ya did good Sharife Abdjulmahinijad.

The one and only reason you should wish you were born as a Muslim female. Trust us.

In the middle east this is done intentionally. Over here it's the fault of Dunkin Donuts, Twitter and being blonde.

I don't know what the hell this is about but all signs are pointing to bad rimjobs.

Down a rank from the kings of drifting, but up one for shitting your pants in public. It all evens out in the end.