You don't just travel the far east without getting your dick wet SOMEWHERE along the way. If it doesn't end in gangrene, it was a successful vacation.

Is it still considered black on black violence when the attacker can't be distinguished from a Sumatran rhino? Someone should look into that.

There's a time and a place for everything. Especially this. <3

There's two ways to end the day with enough genital irritation to star in your own Vagisil commercial. You can have sex with Kimbo Slice, or do this.

Tiger Woods would be proud. And trying to deny he had sex with her butt.

Finally, girls that take pride in the female body. Bra-fucking-vo.

Well you don't need brains to be e-famous. Just an over-active pair of thighs that open up for a salami bashing morning, noon and night. She's doing it right.

We're not gonna point fingers at a girl for kitty petting in a public venue. It's the complete nudity that makes them ballsy, and possible wife material.

Skin on skin takes on a whole new meaning when you're creating enough friction to burn the house down. Hot mother fuckin' damn, get her some lubrication!

#japan

She kinda reminds of one of those women in the housewife reality shows, except I don't feel the need to crush her face with a rock.

I liked this better when Total Recall did it. Mostly because it was Arnold at his best, and the boner was easier to explain.

And now you know where all those Asian girl stereotypes come from. Looks like that fucking thing was made with the sharpest katana blade in Japan.

I don't know how many times a man has to sell his soul to get 1 finger inside inside of this muffin party, but sign me the fuck up and start counting. Fuuuucck.

Meet xx_xxx_xx - Chaturbate's biggest draw since that black guy in tube socks that sucks his own dick. She's over 18, loves attention and makes guys break their dicks daily.

What would normally be a private moment between a girl and whatever fruit she can find in the refrigerator, is now a show for strangers to enjoy. I <3 u Internet.

Now that's what you call true enthusiasm.