joe jackson: "In related news, Pacman Jones just signed a multi-million dollar contract with the Bengals... "

There's no glory in a free shot. But there's a whole lot of laughter when you go down like a fucking Looney Toons character after an anvil attack.

Becky forgot the first rule of Thug Club. And a whole lot of other things after that bitch slap made contact with her brain. GAT DAYUM SON.

Challenging whippersnappers in your front yard just isn't as effective when they're black and over 15. Clint Eastwood lied.

Well this makes the whole cleaning up dog shit on the sidewalk rule kinda pointless.

Emphasis on "thinks". More emphasis on "lady".

Darwin: "Must be France. The glass surrendered." ding ding ding

Maybe it was smart of him not to hit back. Or maybe he was on his way to CVS to pick up a new bottle of Vagisil. We'll never know for sure.

#equalrights #partynight #notphotoshopped

You can almost hear him crying at the end of the video. Shake it off, pussy.

I think he officially lost his chance at the "sieg heil". That was indeed a disturbing flirting technique.

Damn - either that was the sound of his jaw breaking, or one of the Mexican students dropped her toddler again. Someone should check on that.

That's the older brother of the victim wrecking faces. And if they gave badges for being a good sibling this bro just became the most decorated guy in the biz.

To serve, protect and beat your cracka ass down when it gets out of line. That's his mantra.

Will he ever try mouthing off to another guy again? Only time and another sale on XXXXL shirts with matching hats will tell.

Watch this and then go cherish the sober people in your life.

That's definitely the look of fear and confusion on his face. I know. I've seen it from all 1 and 1/2 females I've slept with.

Charging like a fucking bull into someones fist isn't a strategy I'd recommend. But damn does it make fights end easily.