Chainsaws make for good parenting.

Close your eyes and you'll never be able to tell if she's frightened or having sex. They're pretty much the same thing in Japan.

When you go on Asianbrides.com and one of the girls is marked 30% off, it usually means she's been subjected to treatment like this. So... go ahead and supersize that order.

If you thought Rémi Gaillard was an asshole... well, you'd be right. But that type of jolly asshole will take a shit on the salad bar at Wendy's. Not smear it on your face in front of your girlfriend.

I like how they all act like they made this guy's life any worse. As if.

I categorized this under Bizarre. But if we had a Last Motherfucker in The World I'd Want to Be section, it would be in there instead.

Buying plastic sheets at the age of 30 doesn't truly make sense until you live with assholes like this.

You're pretty much fucked unless you move to the porn industry. And fat bitches constantly mistake it for bratwurst.

Payback is a bitch. And I hear she favors the crotch area.

They got a license to pepper spray, taze, and baton the shit out of anybody they want and we get nothing? This wouldn't fly in the states.

This is what happens when you learn who Bam Margera is 12 years too late.

Never try to get a rise out of chubby girls in food related stunts. Lesson learned.

Better judgment tells me this is setup, but in the vagina's chance of being in Lady Gaga's pants, I'm posting it anyway.

4 people were later found to have shit their pants in Aisle 7. Not because of this prank, but cause they're all old as fuck.

If you look closely you can pinpoint the exact second he realizes he's not in a swimming pool full of Krispy Kremes anymore.

In retrospect, his wife giving birth to their son in a stable was an economical feasible but an all-around terrible idea.

This must be a dramatically different feeling than the one of having his testicles bouncing on her upper lip that she's used to.

And that was the last time Billy tried to teabag himself. In public.

Considering she's driving a Saturn he should have rethought this plan - he's actually doing her a favor. May we recommend ass-to-mouth in the future?