Darwin: "Must be France. The glass surrendered." ding ding ding

And you thought going straight to the A was an underrated practice.

Well if she didn't carry a gun before... she probably does now. And diapers.

Gonna call bullshit on the entire thing... but in the snowball's chance of living in Los Angeles, I'll post it anyway.

Normally when you see videos like this, the pizza guy spends the entire time trying to hide his boner. Not Rameesh though. He just changed the game.

It's Vitaly again and this time he's bringing "Bro do you even lift?" the fucking gym itself. And somehow manages to avoid castration by a 275 lb black man for an unprecedented 97th time.

YouTube pranksters are getting pretty ballsy nowadays. Next thing you know they'll be actually taking responsibility for shit they start.

If a gun makes an appearance, you set off a FAKE alarm. But if we pretend really hard that their acting is better than public access porn, everything will be alright.

It's funny because it didn't happen to me.

It's not gonna be funny when DeShawn pulls out his strap and puts 2 slugs into the headless horseman. Then it's gonna be hilarious.

When your mom knows your gay pranks like this have a tendency to backfire.

Of course this could completely backfire and you'd get a fistful of shit in your eye socket for your trouble. But what's one more typical Friday night at last call?

Exposing parts of your body below the waist unannounced is a surefire recipe for trouble. But nobody said anything about sounds.

It's kinda like the story of David and Goliath. If David was 3.5 ounces of poopy-stained diaper.

This could only be better if a giant set of tits were sitting on my desk, wrapped in bacon while I watched it. Watch this.

It's a blast from the past alright. And one that still makes me piss in my underwear over 10 years after it first hit the Internet. Get the fuck to work Asia.

Never have I seen girls do something so dangerous just to squeeze another token out of their viewers. I'm primarily referring to girl #7. Dat bitch gone get r4p3d.