They gotta be posers. With the exception of that chubber, I'm gonna say these non-combat boot wearing bitches are all putting on an act.

It's all fun and games until El Gordo calls for the money shot you agreed to take for less than the cost of a supreme chalupa. Today is the day you reflect on life.

There's only one way to make sense of that whole Hulk attacking Black Widow scene on the aircraft. And this is it.

This goes up in celebration of beating the new Tomb Raider game. This wasn't in the ending credits. BUT IT FUCKING COULD HAVE BEEN, SQUARE ENIX.

You think huffing & puffing random cock all day long would be a walk in the park for these zesty semen connoisseurs. But everything's a challenge with a 37 IQ.

Woodman himself would have shat his pants.

Well technically it's Home Improvement but who's going to nitpick when we see Wilson's cock before his face? That's some sort of television history being made.

Luxury comes in a lot of different packages. Today, it's about 5 foot 4 and has the esophagus of a Dyson vacuum. $100 per hour suddenly makes a lot of sense.

Like right now. A boner exists and I have absolutely no way of explaining it.

If you're gonna enter the sex tape game you might as well do it right. Today, "right", is role playing as a the horse meat in a Burger King hamburger.

Having this much swag when adult diapers are only a few months away? We can only wish.

If this technology existed during the Playstation 1 era I would be a completely different man. With completely different reasons for getting arthritis at age 19.

Dude gets an extra chunky serving of Alfredo sauce that he never ordered. Thus showcasing why nobody ever wants the bottom bunk in life.

Mission impossible.

Apparently the world is anxious to see the hole that produced 8 kids at the same time. We're not part of that list, but we just love you sick bastards too much.

Call us old fashioned but it's always refreshing to see such a natural girl getting pumped up the pee box in front of a camera. Really gives us hope for the future.