He's French. He runs a lot. It's funny, Lighten up.

I really wish this happened in America and not France. We need a fresh new face for Tampax commercials, and theirs would be perfect.

It's kinda hard to keep your tough guy status when everything tastes like Tabasco sauce and there's 10,000 volts in your ass. Just ask this guy.

No respawn motherfucker. GG NO RE.

This may be the worst abuse of power I've ever seen. In Alaska. This week.

So what you're saying is his loitering and attempting to film WorldStarHipHop content has been postponed till tomorrow? That hardly seems like news.

His relationship with 4 legged beasts is a love-hate one. And if his wives could talk, they'd tell you the same thing.

Can't imagine what it's like to be so fucking blitzed and stylish at the same time. Where does one find time to hotwire cars in between doing lines and shopping at the Men's Warehouse?

Could have been worse though. Had this been Brazil we'd be looking at a serious case of sexual assault and two counts of chicks with dicks on top of this.

Reaaaalllllyyy looking forward to the day she gives birth.

Bengalis gone wild.

I'm thinkin' Arby's.

What you can't see is the 20-something-year-old genius going head first into the pole and knocking himself out. But you can hear it, and it might give you a boner.

Don't think you need a dash camera on your car running 24 hours a day yet? You will after this.

You pretty much know what's gonna happen here, but it makes me feel good when videos of douchebags getting owned receive lots of clicks. Watch it twice.

Does it still count as black on black crime if the guy pulling the trigger passed an aptitude test? Somebody should look into that.

Over 20 minutes but fuck is it worth it. Never before has telling an officer to "suck my cock" been so meaningful.

Welcome to Australia.