110 degree heat everyday makes some girls do some really stupid shit. Advantage: crafty bastards like this. May the jealousy flow like a thousand rivers.
...fucked up things are bound to happen. All over the carpet.
We got a screamer on our hands. And a repeater by the looks of it. One after another this chick belts out climax induced banshee screams while he hacks away.
When you grow a big enough sac to let a producer pay you to bang your girlfriend, you might want to let a fluffer get the giggles out of your system first.
Unless his wife is indeed a hybrid of Kate Upton's tits and Anne Hathaway's vagina, we're gonna go ahead and call this a much needed upgrade for him.
Looks like the popular girl is really earning her reputation. Pretty young brunette is all business when it comes to getting a cock crammed down her throat.
The Internet knows her as Kasia, but you've probably grown accustomed to the moniker "the chick that made me repaint a ceiling". She responds to both now.
Not the kind of thing you want to here in the middle of happy hour at the bar. But when 40-somethings start looking and acting like this, there's no stopping it.
Well, bitch got her wish. And if this is under genie rule then her next 2 better be health insurance and a ride to the hospital to put that thing back together.
Dude has no business sticking that thing anywhere near a human female's genitalia. Sloppy seconds simply won't be possible without a baseball bat.
You don't just make a sex tape when you're this hot and expect it to stay a secret. And after the head of scholarships is done jerking off, she'll find out why.
Having your sleep cherry popped can really only go one of two ways. Painful, or "bite on this stick" painful. Guess which avenue Romeo chose today?
Jackpot! That's what this bastard hit the moment her underwear came off and she did her best impression of a jockey during the Kentucky Derby. Daaaaaamn.
Not sure how Geeksquad 5,000 got her in the sac in the first place, but clearly some sort of homework traded for sex tomfoolery has executed prior to this.
Curvy, forever wet and takes it on the face without question. The only problem I'm seeing here is that a ring is indeed not on her finger right now. dafuq man?
If this performance solidifies anything at all, it's that you should be shooting for the mother fuckin' stars when you start dating college girls. Start playing football.
Mom said your face would stick that way if you kept making it. She just forgot to tell you it was actually true if your boyfriend took up an interest in meat packing.