Too many questions are raised here. How desperate does an immigrant have to get to even attempt this? How much Hydrocodone do you need to take to not feel Guillermo flicking your bean? These things matter.

When you ask a random girl to "play with her pussy for you" in public there's only 2 things that can happen. This is the one that doesn't end with an STD test.

The jackass on the receiving end of these fist sandwiches was trying to get pics of the other guy's elementary school sister. So basically he got off easy since not a single chainsaw entered his anal canal.

I'm guessing PlentyofFish isn't as successful in other countries as it is here.

Nothing says unexpected romance like letting your cock burp up some yogurt all over your girlfriend's face 30 minutes into her afternoon nap. tru luv does exist.

The whole panty-sniffing fetish really is one of those things that makes us scratch our heads. Ya'll mother fuckers need to get get a Victoria's Secret gift card.

Probably the most shocking thing in eastern European history: a willing recipient and participant of sexual assault in a forest. Shit just got real.

It's times like this that I wish we had a Lose Your Virginity to a Hooker and This Will Be You in The Future section. Somehow I don't think "Bizarre" really captures the moment.

It takes a whole lot to make the average Russian drunk look good in comparison. We're still waiting for that video to appear.