You might find a Maxim within arm's length the next time you take a shit and think to yourself "This chick on the cover should do porn". Well, here she is.

Orgasms come & go but breaking yourself off like it's your 1st time all over again takes skill. Now picture her doing it to a dick. Then realize it will never be yours.

Pretty amazing to see a serious contender for "hottest girl on the west coast" get reamed up the bean hole like the common prostitute. Thanks Al Gore.

A pulse check will be in order if ball liquidation doesn't complete itself in 60 seconds or less once she goes vertical. But seriously, bring extra underwear.

You don't usually get an amateur chick this smokin' and knowing what she's doing at the same time so consider this rare. Looks like her lucky prick BF knows it too.

Incredibly cute girl breaks out of her mold and gets her first taste of adventurous sex. Which by today's definition is pretty tame, but anal sex behind a McDonald's is still in her possible future.

Not a flaw on this one. I would put money down and bet that even her farts smell like lavender and she pisses pure vanilla extracts. Damn. And mmm.

With the power to make you blow a load directly through your Levis, I'm putting this chick at the top of my "never in a billion years list". And she's staying there.

At first that is. But once her tits are out she's a one female cock destroying machine. So just sit back and let every wet dream you've had come true.

Try not to focus too much on how exactly Melvin got himself such a fine piece of ass and you'll enjoy it. Always save the angry fapping for your loving girlfriend.

Too tight? Not really. Over-dramatic and too sensitive? Bingo. Dude isn't exactly dragging his dick on the ground but she'd like to make you believe he is.

And we make that statement will all kinds of seriousness and sobriety. The simple fact that this girl has not yet been anally exposed to a 13 inch cock is deplorable.

Are we sure we want girls this awesome being banged out by strangers? Seems like a waste of perfectly good vagina when punching bags like Paris Hilton exist.

1 nut, my Xbox and a signed copy of the Dustin Diamond sex tape. My most prized possessions are what I'd give up for 15 mins with her. 2 for sex, 13 to apologize crying.

If you fucked a girl half as hot as this, I truly hate you.

A perfect 10 body with the mind of your average cum guzzling pornstar. If science needs more incentive to speed up human cloning, THIS chick is it!

She's ranking in with an impressive 87 on the 1 - 10 scale of girls you will never even come close tot banging in your life. Effectively making me want to punch my current and all ex girlfriends in the face for no