This is actually standard Korean "If I can't get a dick, I'll just fuck myself" protocol. MDMA fortune cookies all up in yo shit.

Threesomes? That's so 2011. If Lady Gaga has taught the current generation of whores anything, it's go big or go home. These slutties are going for the former.

Shriveled ballsacs aren't the only side effect to testosterone injections. Sometimes this happens too.

In a world where clocks flush, this man is king.

What do college students do when it's summer and there's no privacy of a dorm room? Not give a shit and fuck anywhere there's solid ground, that's what.

If there's 1 way to make your mark on campus PERMENANT, it's by going cocks akimbo in front of everyone you know including a camera. What a role model.

Pro tip: When you hear the words "worldstarhiphop" you might want to vacate the area ASAP. It's the mother fucking war cry for black violence.

And after seeing the vaginal show and tell they play here we're wondering if their limited by the boundaries of species. We're looking at you, girl on the left.

No more privacy for her. Or the other handful of girls in this dorm room playing hopscotch every penis within sucking distance. Popularity here they cum.

On behalf of the white community I'd like to apologize. We'll give you guys back Wayne Brady and call it even, k?

Don't dress yourself like a Pop Tart and this situation will never happen again.

Example: This guy.

Our only hope is he woke the fuck up before the 3:00AM run to White Castle happened. There's no recovering from that mud slide.

There may not be much to work with in the chest area but her body is essentially free of flaws if you can accept a pair of A-cups in your life. Or mouth, whatever.

I'm not sure what this is about, but I'm inclined to believe it had something to do with her being female & not knowing how to turn her mouth to the "off" position.

Anytime a drunk white guy in a basketball jersey gives you 10 seconds to do something you better take him seriously. He's got nothing else to live for.

I hear in China this is how you celebrate a silver anniversary. And your wedding night. And the first time you have sex.

Some girls need to be wined and dined. Others could give two shits about the dined. Bring the wine, leave the rubbers at home and bang her little life away.

When this California whore hits the dorms, she does it with her pussy hanging out and not one single fuck given. All in a day's work of banging total strangers.

I'm no fashion expert, but he's really going to need to shave that chest if he wants it to match his vagina.