Then you wouldn't have to feel so bad about cranking them out to the dog.

And that's how you make the second season exciting.

High production being used in parody porn? You damn well better believe it when it comes to one of the greatest movies of all time.

I laughed my dick off.

This goes up in celebration of beating the new Tomb Raider game. This wasn't in the ending credits. BUT IT FUCKING COULD HAVE BEEN, SQUARE ENIX.

Well technically it's Home Improvement but who's going to nitpick when we see Wilson's cock before his face? That's some sort of television history being made.

Every black stereotype on Earth exposed in 60 seconds. Beat that shit, Lil Wayne.

If Oscars could be given away for Internet videos this would be your latest winner. The triple head glitch, the Goro fireball. It's a fucking masterpiece.

What does a semi-popular video game with a massive titty bimbo lead character and Japan have in common? Semen. And lots of it going into your tube socks.

Bra-fucking-vo to the people who keep innovating in the porn industry. I'll never drink Lemonade again without a raging semi. Summer is about to get awkward.

Clearly not a single one of them has dated a man named Jamal. I know because this video wasn't filmed at Planned Parenthood.

Lexi Belle's vagina has been used for many a great thing. But dare we say, this is her creme de la creme? I'd give up Locos Tacos for this. That's how good it is.

This is the best use of recycling rubber that I've ever seen.

I'm still having trouble figuring out what the fuck "SWAG" is. And I wasn't even programmed by Chinese immigrants on an assembly line at 37 cents per hour.

This started and ended the same way I imagine every girl in Japan loses her virginity. Extremely awkwardness followed by white people with guns.

All girls are born with the ability to make a man feel good via oral stimulation. Except these bitches.

1:13 is the time you're looking for here. That would be the exact moment I misplaced my feces.

The filmed copulus, and having a vaginal beard longer then the one on Kimbo Slice's face are both believable. Her not asking for 1.3 million up front is not.

Visiting your sister-in-law is never this fun in real life. The real ones usually have fangs down there.