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Looks exhilarating. Make her exert this kind of energy 3 times per week and her dreams of making it at Hooters is going to become a reality.

I'm convinced Russian roads have no rules... but physics do. And by the looks of it they're pretty damn strict.

You don't get an ass that makes a man cry without working hard for it. And testosterone. A little testosterone never hurt anybody.

From rocks, to baseball bats, to releasing the hounds. You're looking at the lower class, black, female version of Mr. Burns.

Talk about a chick with no morals. I at least hope her rent is cut in half if she's putting on shows like this on a semi-consistent basis.

You'll notice during the interview the upstanding gentleman says he has 18 children by 17 mothers. A background check proved 22. And that his sperm has the potency of a nuclear missile.

Next time you get cut off by an 18 wheeler, watch this and you'll instantly feel a little better.

Wendy's is really kicking up their advertising in Japan.

Personally I never pegged Spain for such good whore distribution. I might have to change my pretend vacation plans to Hawaii and head to Europe instead.

Alright uniball, hit the showers. You're done here.

He probably shouldn't wear dark colors. Yellows and oranges would match his vagina better.

That's the rumor attached to this video, at least. And it only makes us hope even more for a triple penetration video with that ginger from Paramore. Sigh.

We don't like to use the word "WIN" around here very often, but this video is full of it. And possibly herpes. That's the risk you run with eastern butthole slaying.

College finals week is like shooting fish in a barrel. These girls are so stressed, they'll wrap their clam around anything harder than uncooked spaghetti.

They've got potential. Too bad after a few rounds of pocket hockey w/ douches like this she'll more likely be in a therapists office instead of your bedroom.

Is there any vehicle in the world safe from senseless anger and violence? For the sake of entertainment, I sure as fuck hope not.

Watch this and pay attention. If anything at all, to educate yourself on why car insurance rates in Detroit are 37x the national average.

Maybe those white guys are on to something with the $13, HomeDepot-made wooden spoilers they put on these things. SICK DOWNFORCE BRO.

I'm kinda in love with this girl's face. So much so, I'd even offer her a warm dish rage after slinging a month's worth of homemade tapioca on it.

Getting your knob polished in the fucking Ganges? Me thinks dude about to have worse problems than an intrusive voyeur.

I'm pretty sure that's INSIDE a police station too. The Motherland at it's finest.