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Today I learned black market rhinoplasty and going down on Amanda Bynes yield the same results. Thanks Internet.

Good things DO come in small packages. Take Jessie Palmer here. She's 98.5 lbs worth of flexibility that will leave you disgusted with most women after here.

Well that could have been a lot worse: He could have woke up in Russ... oh.

Each one of these may be a half-assed attempt at being a semi-viral sensation that will ultimately end in failure... but they're still pretty darn entertaining.

She may not be respecting daddies wishes of going to medical school, but there's still some degree of human anatomy being studied here.

Talk about crazy. Get yourself an OCD girlfriend with an addiction to 'try new things' and your personal video collection will grow exponentially.

Meet Ambert. Certified partier, drinker and all-around good girl to your penis once she burns through two mixed drinks or gets within reaching distance.

Seriously, this has to be like the 4th video of public fornication happening in the dressing room of this sweatshop-produced clothing store. Is it really that good?

When a variety of pornstars are asked what they would give to the desperate souls in Oklahoma, the expected diseased tits and ass are put on the menu. Then Lexi Belle gets her turn and... well... you'll see.

"Strap me into a shopping cart and push me off a bridge and into 15 feet of water". What could go wrong?

When dealing with Africa there's a very fine line between domestic violence, and straight up making 12 husbands widowers. And they just fucking crossed it.

On the outside she looks like a pharmaceutical assistant that can name all 650 Pokemon. But the inside is to white dick of all shapes and sizes.

No one said birthday parties in New Zealand were pretty, but they sure are fun.

It's probably faker than Lebron James' hairline... but there's still a possibility someone got hurt filming it. There's still hope.

You can actually see his responses to this on HIS YOUTUBE PAGE HERE. PS: They aren't helping the situation.

As if it you weren't going to do it already - keep an eye on blondie. I actually fear for any dick within grabbing distance if she ever discovers what Adderall is.

That was messed up. But disgruntled black women being around when total disaster strikes is merely coincidence.

Don't worry though, she's still gonna take one to the chin tonight. No harm no foul.

Really not sure who to blame for the exploitation here. So just... fap once and pretend it never happened.

Not so sure about the way they're roleplaying with this one... but she's definitely a certified recipient of the ball juice. Congratulations to this man.