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The reason for this lady Hitler losing her shit? Lack of receipt on her last visit. I know, dealers really need to start raising their meth prices in the inner-city.

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It's 2 for 1 day down at the local circle jerk, and you don't wanna be late for that.

Great porn material here. Not so good girlfriend material. Something about taking one up the piss shooter in a back alley lacks some much needed class.

I don't know if I should be more amazed that he went for the kill on a street performer, or the fact that he did it in front of 20 spectators. On second thought, I don't give a shit.

And by best I mean worst. Apparently when you're on the metric system, a 3,000 lb car does not beat a 500 lb bike when it comes to running bitches over.

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And award for most wasted opportunity in the amateur porn world goes to: this dingus. Access to the greatest tits in Thailand, and he plays patty cake instead.

Waste disposal unit has been dispatched. Stay clam.

A pretty damn bold statement there.

When your dong actually needs to be registered as a lethal weapon over state lines, it might be time to enter the porn game. Or the Kentucky Derby. Fuck.

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Game of Thrones: Fabulous Edition.

Communist Sweden's looking more and more like a better place to live.

Looked like a creampie was the finishing move too. I can tell, for I've seen quite a few fake spy-camera homemade teen slut fuck videos in my time.

Before you get your asshole in a knot... remember who her employer is. That should stop you in your tracks.

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