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I know what you're all thinking. And yes, your dick would come out of this fight looking like a Turkish pancake.

The camera work could have been a little better. Those tits however, were just right.

Don't know what the fuck I'm buying but I'm ready to pay. Just throw in the pearl necklace for free and let's do this.

Grand Theft Auto 5 has some pretty awesome graphics.

Look how satisfied she is with herself after choking that cock down for a grand total of 120 seconds of penetration. That looks like wifey material to me.

There's as much air in her head as there is dick in her snatch. (hint: that's a lot) So it's pretty damn understandable why she ended up completely exposed.

In a world where blue-balling thousands of men at the same time is a sport, she's Kobe mother fuckin Bryant.

This no-lube attack on her piss box is brought to you by the combined effort of low self esteem, a possible case of bulimia and Craigslist being so easy to access.

Seeing a baton get used as a colon cleanser would have been icing on the cake... but we don't always get what we want.

Congrats, you passed the rap video prerequisite. Now you're ready to date Chris Brown.

Just when you think his greatest social skill is shitting his pants in the McDonald's drive-thru at 3:00 AM, he goes and does this.

Barely at drinking age and already paving her road to semi-pro pornstardom. The only thing that could make her better was an asshole that dispensed weed.

If the first girl's exposed tampon string doesn't get your boner to maximum hardness, the hottie turning the street corner into her personal piss box will. Guaranteed.

As fate would have it, you really shouldn't bring a face to an elbow fight.

Unfortunately they are about as useful as a bag of expired trail mix. Her only hope is to score that Reebok sponsorship when gravity turns them into sneakers.

We've always said wearing underwear and using condoms was an outdated practice. And this is exactly why.

All I learned was tits look better in motion. But I already knew that. Fuck you Australia.

Or a lot. It depends on how many Japanese movies you've been conditioned with.

When you want to bang your girl with the power of a Marvel Comic villain, one must choose the female in question wisely. She would get the cock of Thanos.

Grab your backpacks because we're all going to the step classes next week. This is the last piece of video footage I need to see to make that decision.

So... is this a thing now?