Waxed Floor Handles Idiot Thief
The chip display that fell on him gets my vote for zoo keeper of the year.
Pick Pocketer Forced to Kiss Feet
I almost started to feel bad for the petty little prick. Then I saw her haircut and that remedied the situation pretty quick.
Ballsy Female Thief vs. Fat Clerk
Girl's got gusto: I'll give her that much. She's also got the ability to stay vertical when reaching speeds of 3 MPH which is why El Gordo is eating shit right now.
Italian Pussy Never Felt so Good
And we're not talking Jersey Shore, deep-fried Oreo flavored piss holes here either. This is European slit punching in it's finest form.
A Fist in the Ass Makes Her Cum
I can't be the only one that wants to witness one of her bowel movements after a solid hour at the local Wok Buffet... right?
Tazer Drops Fatty Trying to Flee
Fun fact: The victim in question actually acquired this vid and posted it online in hopes of communal support of his overdone belly rolls. Not today Porkenstien.
Ferrari Racer Ends Up in Crowd
For a $250k price tag I have to say I'm disappointed. My uncles done more damage than that to the public with a Honda Accord and he can't even see.
He's Got 1 Dedicated Girlfriend
Looks like someone has trained his girlfriend quite well. The post-raw dog vaginal quivering was a nice touch.
Meet the Biggest Prick in Soccer
Don't hate soccer as much as the average American does? You're about to.
Jamal is Proud of this 2vs1 Fight
Cool guys never look at explosions. So think of this as the black version of that.
Asian Girlfriends Fucked Creamy
Girl #2 is where the real self-lubrication kicks in. Looks like said China doll has been washing her innards with Crest Vivid White toothpaste.
It's a Beautiful Day for Public Anal
Care? Shame? Pride? These are the three dragons you must slay to make something like this happen.
PS3 Controller Used as a Sex Toy
Xbox loses out again.
BEST Pair of Tits I've Seen in Porn
And this time we're saying that with complete confidence and conviction. Meet Natalie. The last girl you'll need to see before you die a happy man.
Racist Girl Snaps in Dunkin Donuts
The reason for this lady Hitler losing her shit? Lack of receipt on her last visit. I know, dealers really need to start raising their meth prices in the inner-city.
Bruno Makes Black Guy His Bitch
luv2shoot: "dude went from hard ass to chocolate pudding in 1.3 seconds lol"
Asshole in a Vette Hits and Runs
It's 2 for 1 day down at the local circle jerk, and you don't wanna be late for that.
Pretty Amateur is into Public Sex
Great porn material here. Not so good girlfriend material. Something about taking one up the piss shooter in a back alley lacks some much needed class.
The Lowest Kind of Thief, Busted
I don't know if I should be more amazed that he went for the kill on a street performer, or the fact that he did it in front of 20 spectators. On second thought, I don't give a shit.
Motorcycle Road Rage at its Best
And by best I mean worst. Apparently when you're on the metric system, a 3,000 lb car does not beat a 500 lb bike when it comes to running bitches over.
Is This Video Real? You Judge it
That's the golden question buzzing around the Internet today. So far the general consensus is "REAL". And I don't need to see x-rays of his anal hole to believe it.
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Black Mom Furthers a Stereotype
It's called pepper spray. Hose everyone down. Niggers are scared of chemicals and fire.
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