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The chip display that fell on him gets my vote for zoo keeper of the year.

I almost started to feel bad for the petty little prick. Then I saw her haircut and that remedied the situation pretty quick.

Girl's got gusto: I'll give her that much. She's also got the ability to stay vertical when reaching speeds of 3 MPH which is why El Gordo is eating shit right now.

And we're not talking Jersey Shore, deep-fried Oreo flavored piss holes here either. This is European slit punching in it's finest form.

I can't be the only one that wants to witness one of her bowel movements after a solid hour at the local Wok Buffet... right?

Fun fact: The victim in question actually acquired this vid and posted it online in hopes of communal support of his overdone belly rolls. Not today Porkenstien.

For a $250k price tag I have to say I'm disappointed. My uncles done more damage than that to the public with a Honda Accord and he can't even see.

Looks like someone has trained his girlfriend quite well. The post-raw dog vaginal quivering was a nice touch.

Don't hate soccer as much as the average American does? You're about to.

Cool guys never look at explosions. So think of this as the black version of that.

Girl #2 is where the real self-lubrication kicks in. Looks like said China doll has been washing her innards with Crest Vivid White toothpaste.

Care? Shame? Pride? These are the three dragons you must slay to make something like this happen.

Xbox loses out again.

And this time we're saying that with complete confidence and conviction. Meet Natalie. The last girl you'll need to see before you die a happy man.

The reason for this lady Hitler losing her shit? Lack of receipt on her last visit. I know, dealers really need to start raising their meth prices in the inner-city.

luv2shoot: "dude went from hard ass to chocolate pudding in 1.3 seconds lol"

It's 2 for 1 day down at the local circle jerk, and you don't wanna be late for that.

Great porn material here. Not so good girlfriend material. Something about taking one up the piss shooter in a back alley lacks some much needed class.

I don't know if I should be more amazed that he went for the kill on a street performer, or the fact that he did it in front of 20 spectators. On second thought, I don't give a shit.

And by best I mean worst. Apparently when you're on the metric system, a 3,000 lb car does not beat a 500 lb bike when it comes to running bitches over.

That's the golden question buzzing around the Internet today. So far the general consensus is "REAL". And I don't need to see x-rays of his anal hole to believe it.