Somehow I think class would never get boring for a chick built like a pornstar. But just in case it does, she has two pillows at her disposal at all times.
The tragic result of dealing with a machine that is smarter than you.
I remember when Tatanka used to do this move in WWF. You know, when watching wrestling didn't mean being bi-curious.
If there's a hall of fame for incredible motorcycle dismounts, this fucker better get into it.
Not sure how I feel about her "lay there and take it" approach. That body is most definitely capable of fantastic things and she's just being a lazy bitch.
I tried doing this with a prostitute once. Lets just say the results were not the same.
White jerseys must be out of season, but getting your face turned into oatmeal isn't. And hopefully never will be.
These Enzyte ads are just getting out of control now.
No condom, no birth control and no morals whatsoever. Not exactly wife material here but when the local escort service runs out of girls, she'll do.
When choosing between this and working the suicidal 9-5 cubicle job, I'll take the office every time. I like my face without bullet holes.
Skull, meet concrete.
When the thermostat breaks, try this to heat things up. I promise it works.
Enough meat on her chest to get every Kenyan back their healthy weight. She should really hit the nearest soup kitchen and start serving up the needy.