Bet you've never been to a party like this before. If you have, WTF are you doing on the Internet reading this? You should still be in your bed recovering.
One round was all it took to get the winners point across.
Note to self: Always carry a minimum of $200 in singles from now on.
And now we play the waiting game until she does her first porn scene with a black guy.
Moving into a new city sucks. That is until you find the community vacuum. You should wrap your rascal twice with her though, but he's living on the edge.
This is probably old, but so is brooklyn's "oh si" and you all seem to love that so much.
A hyped up match with an ending you may not have expected.
I'm no expert, but I don't think he'll be dragging police officers down the highway anymore.
If a school opened up that only taught how to cowgirl a penis, she'd be the teacher. And we'd be the ones failing on purpose every year to get left back.
In my version of the game that's worth 2 points. Snapping an opponents leg is worth 3. And never even playing the game is worth a million.
Another fight that got taken all the way to it's very last seconds.
Her throat knows no limits.
This addiction will surely cause medical problems for her in the future. Which only means you better get your tonsil-bruising activities in before it's too late!