Throw whatever house party you want, you're never going to be a part of one as awesome as this. The booze sucks, but the live entertainment is awesome!
Cocaine may be a hell of a drug... but whatever this dude is huffin is a shit ton better.
There's only two things that can make an overweight kid even more depressed. McDonald's that aren't 24 hours, and this.
Two inches away from becoming one of those people you avoid walking next to at Walmart.
Tourist records himself enjoying the most useful product the Philippines has to offer: 2 for 1 pussy, sold at the very reasonable rate of $15 USD per hour.
This happened a few years ago so he's probably adjusted to his new head by now. Or he's dead.
That's abuse. PETA will be sure to hear about this.
With a title like that it really doesn't matter what the fuck I write here does it?
Her choice to fuck as many strangers as possible in front of a camera was a smart one. With all that talent between those legs, why let it go to waste?
This happened in Philadelphia. Will Smith is not amused.
That was no accident either. I think he knocked his 3rd illegitimate child out of her with that one.
Someones gonna have a stress free day today.
Propositioning strange women to polish your meat pipe in a public park isn't as easy as it looks. Go try it yourself, then send us the video from the hospital.