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This no-lube attack on her piss box is brought to you by the combined effort of low self esteem, a possible case of bulimia and Craigslist being so easy to access.

Seeing a baton get used as a colon cleanser would have been icing on the cake... but we don't always get what we want.

Congrats, you passed the rap video prerequisite. Now you're ready to date Chris Brown.

Just when you think his greatest social skill is shitting his pants in the McDonald's drive-thru at 3:00 AM, he goes and does this.

Barely at drinking age and already paving her road to semi-pro pornstardom. The only thing that could make her better was an asshole that dispensed weed.

If the first girl's exposed tampon string doesn't get your boner to maximum hardness, the hottie turning the street corner into her personal piss box will. Guaranteed.

As fate would have it, you really shouldn't bring a face to an elbow fight.

Unfortunately they are about as useful as a bag of expired trail mix. Her only hope is to score that Reebok sponsorship when gravity turns them into sneakers.

We've always said wearing underwear and using condoms was an outdated practice. And this is exactly why.

All I learned was tits look better in motion. But I already knew that. Fuck you Australia.

Or a lot. It depends on how many Japanese movies you've been conditioned with.

When you want to bang your girl with the power of a Marvel Comic villain, one must choose the female in question wisely. She would get the cock of Thanos.

Grab your backpacks because we're all going to the step classes next week. This is the last piece of video footage I need to see to make that decision.

So... is this a thing now?