D fucking A fucking YAMMM! Losing one testicle for a single romp in the sack with this chick not only seems worth it, I'm officially putting it on the line. Call me.
Apparently this started because he cursed at them amidst a road rage moment. They might want to avoid Quentin Tarantino movies ...and my girlfriend when I go for the butthole.
With some luck she'll hunt down whoever took her shirt and make them suffer the same agony we're going through right now. Fuck gravity and everything that looks like gravity.
Nothing quite like an ole' wrist whacker every once in a while. When you giving a guy a full frontal view of milk buckets like that, who is every going to say no?
That's what he gets for playing a sport and not spending 98% of his money on rims and sneakers.
It's bad enough not one of his 12 illegitimate children remembered it was Father's Day this past weekend, and now this.
I don't know what's considered a hobby in Thailand, but this has to be top 10. 15 tops.
He ain't playing a chivalry card when she's wearing an outfit that says "bang me in the ass or don't bang me at all". Well done you 45-year-old college student.
If the Avengers ever want to replace a guy that majored in Archery in college, this man gets my vote.
When Martin Luther King Jr "had a dream," I'm pretty sure this was exactly it.
75% silicon, 100% whore. Some surgical additions can be completely overlooked when they treat your penis like it's last human on in the entire Milky Way Galaxy.
You've definitely seen these two before. They come from Germany, a country that apparently believes in sex before every meal of the day. Sometimes twice.
It's no surprise why almost every penis on the live sites rush to her channel the second she hits the broadcast button. Her fashion sense is simply spectacular.