Not so farfetched when you got a girlfriend like this. Actually, the fact that her asshole isn't being turned into pudding all over this school is questionable.
It's possible the crash broke someones internals, thus stopping all chances of this penis car going into production... but we can only hope.
Anderson Silva once said if you can't beat an untrained fighter in under a minute than you're in the wrong business. I wonder how many times he'd piss himself if he saw this.
Actually - this is a gay test. If you noticed how boring this fucking video would be without her flapjacks flipping, I've got some bad news for you.
So many stereotypes about females of the ginger variety. And today we are adding "scorching hot" and "will make your dick ache for a week" to that list.
Proof that estrogen is the building block for mental retardation.
Anyone else see the underlining sexual tension between him and his fellow bros? We do.
So... why exactly are we losing the war on drugs again?
If you got it, flaunt it. And if you've been holding back a load for over a month that could fill a swimming pool, she'll be there. Scuba gear optional.
This is a great memory to have of your mom. Definitely better then the time mine traded me for a pack of skoal.
It's not everyday you drag home a girl that's been slobbing your zipper all night and actually get a memorable bang out of it. Good thing cameras exist.
A fine collection of chicks that never say no to a free exfoliating treatment. Which means all of them care about their futures enough to avoid pregnancy. Genius.
She might as well be an Internet legend at this point. If only her last name was "Hilton" then even the mainstream could enjoy slapboxing it to those titties.