His sloberknocker looks like it would be better off slaying dragons in Skyrim yet there she goes, putting her orifices in danger completely willingly. #suicidewatch
Gotta admit this show is pretty damn funny. Only in the north east could you find FOUR guys that, combined, have less dignity than Snooki at 2AM.
For a group of guys that just want a Home Depot membership card in order to upgrade their Civics, they sure do take a lot of crap. Today shall be different.
After watching this one has to question how he is able to control a motorcycle with balls that big. It certainly can't be an easy task.
Ain't nothing better than a chick who finds comfort in the draining of your ball bag. Now if we could just get her a webcam from this century we'd be all set.
"blablabla: Hope he's left-handed." For the sake of Internet money, advertisers sure hope he is too.
Allowing people that wanted to pay for quarter pounders with used parts off an '89 Buick Lesabre turned out to be a horrible idea.
What happens when you take an educated man and put him behind the wheel of a 400 HP, rear wheel drive car? No clue, but we'll let you know when it happens.
If this is all natural instinct for her then she's a winner. Any girl that opts to wear 6 inch heels in bed and isn't getting smashed in a 40 man gangbang is special.
Suddenly, vasectomies for everyone.
Damn. Another minute or so and his face wold truly know what a vagina feels like once a month.
From "Hello, how are you?" to "I left DNA on your chin" in five minutes or less. This guy never seems to disappoint when it comes to owning the female species.
Is she a blowjob master? Not quite yet. But that's what these videos are meant for. To review and improve. A nation beating off to you is just an unrelated perk.
Yeah yeah, it's her again. But we promise to stop posting her bra meat on here the second she stops staining the crotch area on my jeans. Aka never.