This week that is. Maybe this hour with the way the revolving door of free poon moves on the Internet. Either way, your penis will fancy her actions quite lividly.
Apparently chucking firecrackers into sewage gases has become a popular thing in China. And if you think this is gonna stop it for 5 minutes, you don't know Asia.
And by defend, we mean he hit and runs faster than he can finish off an 8 ball on speed. (That's fast)
We're all for girls inhaling objects the size of a table leg, but alas, this is no girl. You probably should have been told that before you jacked off. Sorry.
It's like one outdoor vaginal picnic after another with these loosey gooseys. This one doesn't even try to hide the fact she's a pole riding gape machine either.
It's the middle of the fucking desert, guns are going off, heads are rolling and they still have better quality video than 90% of the shit stains on YouTube. Something's wrong.
I don't know if we should be upset at the cruel nature of humanity, or in complete fucking shock and awe that this was done in slippers. Or as they call them in the hood: foot blankets.
If she wasn't properly lubricated I'd be worried of a fire being sparked with all that friction. Guy looked like he was trying to start a leaf blower at one point.
Uncle Boris can't seem to multitask operating an automobile and maneuvering a Sudanese prostitute's head on his lap at the same time during rush hour. And that's sad.
Where Dr. Phil fails, Jamal succeeds. In less time than a commercial can try to sell you winged tampons too.
Maximum butter-face sequence initiated. And bagging it won't help either. Bitch would piranha her way through that defense before you could hide your boner.
Some chicks will just leave you flapping in the breeze if you wanted to pull the zipper down unannounced. Not her though - she cares about her birthday gifts.
Anonymous: Very cute!! Nice boobies!