I'd expect some of these gyrations to come out of the hips of a seasoned veteran in the biz... not some homegrown girl getting a rubdown. Impressive.

You know you're sitting on a pussy goldmine when your girlfriend does all the self-lubricating foreplay for you. Gonna be hard to date a feminist after this slutty.

You don't get anywhere in life by taking shortcuts. So by that definition he should have plowed brown town without any help from Johnson and Johnson.

D double A to the MN. Girl is stacked to the max and likes to make sure oil is on hand at all times. Because dry vaginas aren't fun for anyone. Not even clowns.

You bring the stamina, she brings the lube and the rest is up to the migrant workers at the laundromat to figure out. The sheets will never be the same again.

You don't get reputation of most penetrable girl on campus without putting a few miles on the v-hole yourself. Keep going girl, you'll get to your wrist one day.

Latin chicks and sex? Well that's a more common combination than Americans and french fries. Or Russian women and black eyes.

Oil up and perfect 10, aim her at your junk and let nature take it's course. This chick will make you think twice... or once about going the Korean route.

The reason for self indulgence is pretty clear. Seems anything outranking the width of 3 fingers is going to send her to the E.R. and that ruins a Friday night.

Preparation for a good show is key. And her ability to stretch $17 bucks at the local Walmart like this definitely shows she knows that.

Seeing a pair of college hornballs actually come prepared for the ole' tour of brown town actually amazes me at this point. Consider me shocked and erect.

Chick comes equipped with a banging figure, the endurance to outlast you and two tits you'd kick your own mother in the throat to play with just once. Perfect.

Hot as fuck and she comes pre-lubricated. The perfect female.

If he did it a hundred more times I bet he'd never pull it off with the same smoothness. But he'd be dead as fuck.

It's hard to describe the kind of suck job this, possibly insane girl gives her boyfriend. If there was a murder option on vacuum cleaners, that would be close.