There's at least one better thing they could be using those condoms for. And it begins and ends with hanging themselves from the ceiling.

It wants us to think it was trying to help her out of the water. But we know the truth. About this, and the interspecies restraining order.

While it may be dangerous to play in the NHL, we now have to consider the hazards of merely standing there and doing jack shit.

I'm pretty sure his vagina was doing the same thing later that day.

Well, at least he's not being directed to shove a dick up there... again. That would suck a lot more.

As fate would have it, they don't bleed rainbows and unicorns. They just get tattoos of them.

This is what happens when your dad hugs you a little too much.

Let's just be glad the action stopped there. Had he continued his original plan of butt fucking the poor thing this video would probably be lower on the page.

The way in which he did it is the amazing part. No matter how hard Mike Tyson tries he can't go a single decade without beating the shit out of white folk.

When you see the way she uses a melee weapon you'll understand why black people use guns.

There's no room for fair fights in the public school systems. Only excessive drug use and thinking Gears of War is tHa gReaTest gAme Eva y0!

Smashed faces, bloody noses and complete humiliation. It's every interracial relationship in America.

Grimace has only been on campus for 30 minutes and he already had to get real on a bitch. That's just too much work before a bacon egg and cheese.

That sound was good for her, bad for all the Spanish students sleeping during 3rd period. Inconsiderate bitch.

I miss the days when sidewalks were only used for recyclables and your ex-wife.