John Cena makes doing the same 4 moves every single day of his life look so easy.

Jermaine springs into action when he realizes a white guy is trying to make money on a site that isn't WorldStarHipHop.

And that's the story of how Billy's self-dick-sucking ability improved tenfold.

Sanjeet to aisle 12 with the gurney. Sanjeet, to aisle 12 with the gurney.

He was doing pretty good up until the part where his head became a foot.

Either someone is releasing their Halloween videos way too late or a scary new fetish is being born. We'll know which one in about a week.

This is about as bad as cutting up a retard, except slicing the mentally challenged usually doesn't start a Hep-C outbreak. Way to go Tyrone.

Face down, dick up - that's her specialty. Yet somehow she maintains a dignified look with a handful of jerk juice squeezed onto her neck. What an enigma.

Nearly getting your head knocked off your neck has a funny way of teaching you thinks. Like Jamal for example, found out why love taps are a bad idea.

Ridiculously long nails on black girls finally makes sense to me now. They aren't just for making every mundane daily activity a 30 step torture device.

I bet she's single.

The special Olympics called. Your application was denied.

If he trained in Russia he would have been more prepared for that. And he'd have a bitching mullet.