This is what happens to you after sleeping with Lil Wayne. You've been warned.

Popped a molly he sweatin. WHOOP.

Drugs are bad. Unless a complete stranger does them, butt naked and hulk smashes the local pottery store. Then it's fucking hilarious.

I get what she's trying to do with the lettering on her body... but get off at the wrong stop and that suddenly becomes Google Maps for Rapists.

Classic cry for attention or just more street meat to fill the spank bank? Yes.

If miss Underwood isn't actively eating herself out by the end of the year I will be pretty disappointed.

And that's a good thing. Getting a pair like these in your hands too often causes dangerous amounts of confidence. The kind that make you skydive chute-less.

Riding solo seems to be her bread and butter.

All could have been forgiven, up until the tampon string made it's appearance. Back to the cage with ye.

Nobody's talked about Buffalo, NY for a while. This should make things exciting for a few minutes.

When a girl has the ability to make you cum just by looking at you she's reached the status where she can take over the world. You've been warned fellas.

"I will nigger your ass you fucking beaner". Absolute poetry.

Never have I seen girls do something so dangerous just to squeeze another token out of their viewers. I'm primarily referring to girl #7. Dat bitch gone get r4p3d.

You'd think getting their shirts to hit the ground would take a little more effort than a handful of emoticons and a battle cry. But... nope.

It was only a matter of time before someone decided pussy was the only way to make these videos of horrible excuses for full body convulsions, watchable. And thank fuck for them.

With stegosauruses like Kirstie Alley on our versions of the show, lets all take a moment and thank fuck this behavior isn't allowed on our airwaves.

You only get frostbite on your clitoris once.

Watch closely and you can pinpoint the moment he realizes his shiny new boner is about as useful as talent to Kanye West. Shit ain't happening today homeboy.

I've always wanted to hear the theme song in Russian. But not even those epic dick 360's make up for the 100% chance that his mom is the one filming this.

Talk about overacting. This chipper fuck is unleashing his 3 inch bell sprout on a crowd of unsuspecting tourists. Souvenirs don't get any more personal.