Maybe it was smart of him not to hit back. Or maybe he was on his way to CVS to pick up a new bottle of Vagisil. We'll never know for sure.

Totally sweet GFX bro.

If I hadn't seen 4.5 million dash camera motorcycle crash videos in my life, this would make me want to get one.

Sponsored by R. Kelly.

Guns, machetes... GRINDERS? The list of assault weapons used during a morning commute in Russia never ceases to surprise me.

There's two ways to end the day with enough genital irritation to star in your own Vagisil commercial. You can have sex with Kimbo Slice, or do this.

Way to go brah. Maybe fucking his disoriented body the ass to complete the humiliation should be next on the daily planner?

You were trying to enjoy a leisurely ride to your mom's birthday party? Not in my country mother fucker.

This may have been posted in the past, so forgive us if it is. It's Saturday night and I've had too many shots of watermelon Schnapps by myself to care.

Well I for one am glad they all got hit. This video would have been pretty fucking boring if they didn't.

I hope this is a daily occurrence. People finding creative ways to stop themselves from procreating warms my heart.

Pay close attention and you'll see two pancakes that resemble people.

Getting fiber in your diet - the hard way.

Business as usual in Buttfuck, Arkansas.

This is like swinging off the Grim Reaper's balls and getting away with it. little Abdul-Hakeem-Azeez-Hameed's time is running out.

Oh great now I'm upside down.

This reminds me of the time I ran over a retarded kid and got away with it. Actually it's nothing like that at all.

Just in case watching Oprah has done nothing for your tolerance of women, this is a pretty simple way to get her to shut the hell up. #themoreyouknow