This is what happens to you after sleeping with Lil Wayne. You've been warned.

Drugs are bad. Unless a complete stranger does them, butt naked and hulk smashes the local pottery store. Then it's fucking hilarious.

I have no idea what the fuck lead up to this. So lets just say Oprah caused it. We haven't blamed her for anything in a while.

Strawberry Pop Tarts used to be the only reason to look forward to 9:00AM. But live in this town and that box is going right back on the shelf.

What you don't see is him performing an impromptu sex change with a plastic knife to avoid conviction. But oh, it happens.

Too bad he wasn't Asian. This would just be how he parks at work every morning.

Anytime a guy stops in the middle of a standoff to check stock quotes on his phone, you know he's a fucking joker.

To be fair it might been even less than that. It's hard to tell when I'm the one shitting his pants while trying to figure it out at the same time.

He kind of reminds me of this raging psychotic In fact, I'm convinced it's the same guy, or at the very least one of his personalities.

Laugh if you must, but none of us will ever be as happy as this man is after 3 hits of crack.

Good thing it ended quickly. Xbox live was having a shortage of teenagers calling people dickless faggots and that just hurts the business model.

This is why you always stalk the Facebook profile first. If there's no sign of being bat-shit crazy, move in for the clitoris.