Shhh... he's sleeping now.

Now even the local females won't date him. But that's what the Internet and Russia are for.

That's what you like to see. A crazy bastard with a chainsaw that ISN'T aiming it at his neighbors. #peaceandlove

Alright guys, new physical challenge. First person to turn their leg into the letter "Q" wins. Ready, set... fuck, you won.

I can't decide what's worse: Getting bested by a kick to the ankle, or needing to be wheeled to the shitter until the swelling goes down.

Just think. If it actually came off this would be higher up on the page, along side the guy that needs a prosthetic to masturbate now.

First person to turn their legs into the letter "K" wins. Ready, set... oh you won.

Kinda hard to see, but keep an eye on the losers kneecaps. He won't be kicking ex girlfriends in the face anymore for a while.

The sound of impact was pretty fucking loud. Either his knee has turned into 3 knees, or Shaq is having sex with 75 lb girls again.

I really want to have sympathy for this guy. But when you willingly overreact to things more than a professional soccer player, that luxury is lost.

Insane footage of a man-beast trying to pick himself up after an explosion takes out a leg and most of his face. So to everyone who thinks a bad day consists of no one "Liking" your ugly Facebook photos we say: Get fucke

I see he's using lessons taught in French Defense 101: Cripple yourself so the enemy doesn't have to.

The odds of this shit happening in the first place are like 1.5%. Making it lower than an accident by all Asian female drivers combined. Ya dun goofed brah.

When he needs corrective knee surgery at 24, we'll have this video to explain why.

Surely you've seen it already since it blowing up overnight. But with the remix at the end you can dubstep along to it like a blithering fucking idiot. Enjoy.

The guy in the landscaping truck he crashed into was later rewarded for his assistance, then deported back to Mexico. America - fuck yeah.

Quick get the steroids - they're in every other player's locker.