Some shame, no respect, and no way of ever going back to the real world after the general public has seen every angle of your clam hole.

Nobody said you had to be hung like a zoo animal to enjoy a quality bang. Plus having to get all those pants custom tailored just sounds like a pain in the ass.

This must be how Steven Tyler starts the day to maintain that authentic catcher's mitt of a face at all times.

The scandal isn't even the most shocking part about it either. It's uncensored, she screams her egg noodles off and doesn't seem to mind Mach 3 speeds.

If the Internet has taught me anything (and it has) it's that this is either a future yelp review, or her internship at J-Porn Industries. Only time and Red Lobster will tell.

I have the weirdest, most educated boner right now.

Admittedly, this would've been better if the camera caught the height of disembowelment. But you don't always get what you want.

Doesn't seem like her supply of homemade clam baking is going to dry up anytime soon. Find her previous performances here and here.

Looks like she's going to become a regular around here. Her stockpile of self smacking videos weighs more in gigabytes than most family vacation videos.

When you repress not touching yourself through the entire first year of college, it all has to come out somewhere. Today it's on her sheets and some of her pillow.

Sorry Aiko but if I'm putting down $50 and you pull some shit like this, immigration won't be able to deport you faster than I can pee in your butt.

Clearly her significant other is not of Korean heritage like herself. Both the above 4 inch penis and not having an afro above his cock proved that instantly.

Spring roll equipped mother fucker takes his girl on the patented two minutes of terror ride. Further proving why Asians go cuckoo for cocoa cock.

If we had a nickle for every girl that believed her boyfriend wouldn't show their sex tape to anyone else, we could afford high class hookers without herpes.

Slender Korean chick gets the biggest protein intake she's had all week. Now she gets to study her math equations on her way to Planned Parenthood.

The most unlikely girl doing the most likely things you dream about. It's amazing considering tongue kissing in public is seen as a horrible act there.

Sweet. Now they'll always understand what's happening during those corner store robberies.