I seriously had some hope left for this world. Then this goofy-looking fuck won the fight. That's the end of that.

Never turn your back unless you're walking away from an explosion in a movie. Everyone knows that.

Quick one, but technically that's a knockout. You can tell by the way his flailing arms went all retarded at the end.

Now he only fights with his like-minded friends. Baby carrots and celery sticks.

Chuck Norris' retarded cousin takes an involuntary nap after failing to scare local folks with 1.5 inches of flacid urine dispenser. Thus, widening the gap between white people and white trash a little more.

Brain damage for sure. You can now find him with the rest of his friends in the vegetable aisle - next to the baby corn sticks.

Not to be confused with a toddler, she actually is an adult woman. You can tell because no one is trying to sell her on the street.

It's a pretty decent attack but nothing incredible. However shitting on her opponents head could have easily fixed that.

That'll teach him to try and get out of the hood and be productive.

Apparently the zoo animal in question was almost the victim of a stray pumpkin toss. As a result we found out the consequences of both angering a girl named Da'Quonde and trying to defend her.

Unless he's the guy that keeps green lighting new Paranormal Activity movies, he probably didn't deserve this.

Spoiler alert: He can't. And he looks like a lopsided penis.

I'm not an M.D. or anything (Thanks Playstation 1) but I think when your skull pretends it's a basketball you're past the winning point.