Where's the loser's Facebook? He probably needs to be reminded of this.

Dropping to 15 mph might have been the better choice before jumping. I wonder what he does when he has to take a piss - bank shot it off the wall from the couch perhaps?

The poster boy for the dangers of fighting while retarded goes 1/16th of a round with reality and quickly gets put to sleep.

Demanded brain damage in MY Tennessee trailer park? It's more likely than you think.

If only this method was socially acceptable for stopping women from complaining. Then I'd be more of a relationship guy instead of a "what can I get for $18 bucks and a bag of Skittles?" guy.

Self-inflicted brain damage. Another huge step backward for the bully industry.

Roadkill make sleeping on the street look so easy.

Myth busted. Black people don't always take the sneakers of an unconscious man. There goes my grad school thesis.

Not a bad move but I still say the best time to attack someone is mid-shit. Try dumping ass while defending yourself from a size 12 to the face at the same time. You lose no matter what.

It takes a lot of effort to be considered more of a douchebag than any given cast member of "Jersey Shore". But this prick seems to have mastered the art.

First of all, what the fuck are you doing taunting a guy that much bigger than you? Second, WalMarts let you trade-in your firstborn for helmets. Consider it.

An unorthodox way to defreind people on Facebook, but fuck does it work.

You'd never think a hardened thug would be the hero at 2AM. But then you'd have no faith in a man that gets no less than 2 Burger King employees pregnant per month.

A night of boozing so abusively can only be followed up by senseless violence. Aboard his future stretcher, he rides off into the sunrise with 2 new reasons a girl will never have sex with him again.