I don't know what this is about, but after taking the color, age and average weight of the participants I'm inclined to believe it has something to do with Black Ops and somebodies mom being anally penetrated.

I know... "ruthless Russian" is about as redundant as "wet water". But seriously, this bitch has problems.

Chivalry has returned to Russia. The 175 year drought is broken.

Both treatment of women and cellphone cameras predate the Internet in Russia. This, I'm sure of. Oh, this guy is an asshole etc.

Looks like Jamal's dream business of trading oil for crack rocks didn't pan out so well. Luckily, that's why Detroit exists.

When later asked concussion-related questions, he replied that it's the year dog and his name is Blue. Kinda close.

It's more of a half turn but a definite momentum shift was had.

Double Tapping is usually preserved for zombies, and Rihanna's face. Vladamir went to fucking far.

So much for a future of robbing 7-11's at knife point. How will she ever find true love now?

This is pretty old, but I can personally guarantee it's the most insane thing you see today. I pissed in my underwear.

Busted teeth, bruised face, swollen eyes... he's now every white girl in Alabama.

When you go up against a guy who is totally oblivious to the concept of "attacking", this is what happens.

Just in case watching Oprah has done nothing for your tolerance of women, this is a pretty simple way to get her to shut the hell up. #themoreyouknow

This must be how Steven Tyler starts the day to maintain that authentic catcher's mitt of a face at all times.

The only thing more embarrassing then this would've been getting donkey punched. But she can always work her way up to that.

One shot to the kidneys and he drops faster than my sister in the school bathroom. (we don't let her sit at the dinner table with us anymore)

It also works on complaining girlfriends, nagging wives and that bitch waitress who doesn't bring enough syrup for your waffles.

That'll teach her for trying to get an education and leave the hood.

The losers should move to America. At least here people will pretend to care about stopping this from happening again.