Some girls won't put the effort to go airborne for the D. This guy doesn't know anything about that.

Before you question her lack of fear around completely savage wild killers, take a look at that ass. Your concerns will be quickly forgotten.

Unfortunately the poor girl in question has no idea how low her standard is. Waving her mouth around the petting zoo would've yielded better results.

Ladies, if you want to give your boyfriend the best gift ever receive, you can learn a thing or two from this video. Pussy is the gift that keeps on giving.

Bar hop in every town in America and chances are you'll never find a chick quite like this one. She's the reason why insurance policies should exists for your dick.

Then the world would be a much better place. Not a damn productive thing would ever get done until Thursday afternoon... but the trade-off is pretty good.

Fall classes haven't started yet, but let's take a moment and remember the best times from last semester at FSU. About 6 or 7 times in a row if you don't mind.

Every day 1 American accidentally ingests household cleaning chemicals mistaking them for food. That American, is this kid. Every single day.

Asian chick with the waistline of Nicki Minaj puts her boyfriend to the test this time. By locking and loading in cowgirl position and bucking like the bronco.

On the bright side, now she eats all her food through a straw and gives incredible discount blowjobs out back. There's always a silver lining.

In a world full of senseless one night stands, you cross both testicles and every finger that you get get paired up with this girl. She's like cocaine for your cock.

Armed with nothing more than a sword and the stink of 3 Colt 45's, Mojimbo goes on the hunt for an unwanted visitor. And this time it's not the landlord.

Maximum butter-face sequence initiated. And bagging it won't help either. Bitch would piranha her way through that defense before you could hide your boner.

Carlos gets the clothesline from hell after attempting to treat a 6-ton creature like a fucking shiatsu. Welcome to Africa.

Ye old zombie survival 101 clearly states: "Fat people can be used as bait". Someone's been studying up.

And we're not talking personal enlightenment and the ultimate satisfaction. We mean the bitch goes so hard you might be checking out 45 years too early.

Epic faking. I'd love to see some scientific data proving her clitoris is still functional and not a charred piece of dodger dog as the myths say.

Warning: There's an annoying sound on this from start to finish. We're hoping the shithole that recorded it gets the worse case of pubic lice ever documented.

This is one downside to spending your entire life watching Disney movies. Another is Justin Bieber.