Hey dad, look at your princess now. At least she's getting the most out of that college tuition. No other girl on can do an impression of a prostitute this good.

Ahh schoolgirl outfits. The fail-safe way to grow an erection to once unbelievable proportions. If there's a better way to bust a nut we haven't seen it yet.

Schoolgirl outfits are like wearable Viagra. Walk past any heterosexual man in one of them and you can guarantee the war will be brought to the hole of his choice.

Unless the abbreviation DVDA is commonly brought up in your daily routine, 3 on 1 really aren't good odds.

Classic case of trusting the wrong guy when he gets all James Camerony the second your vagina falls out of it's fabric dungeon. Nice titties though.