Hey I Can do That: Hold my Beer!
You can now find him stocked next to his like-minded friends: Baby carrots and mini raviolis.
Fool Never Saw the Kick Coming
After years of talking like a bitch, Marvin finally decided to become one.
Bully Uses His Skull as a Soccer Ball
When later asked concussion-related questions, he replied that it's the year dog and his name is Blue. Kinda close.
Bouncer Slams a Dude on His Skull
Another fine graduate from the Macho Man Randy Savage Community College.
Idiot Cracks His Skull Instead of a Rock
He might have the body of a newborn chihuahua, but he has the heart of a rottweiler... with a mental disorder.
Thug Cracks Baseball Bat Over Guys Head
Jamal Jr. Brings Frying Pan to the Fight
Brick to the Skull and Kicked Unconcious
I don't know why bricks seem to be the weapon of choice in street fights this year. But we're hoping you have a better day than this guy.
Hey Dude, There's a Dart in Your Skull
Another inch or two, and he would be spending his remaining days as a carrot. A serious downgrade from his normal broccoli-brained routine.
Sick Punch to the Skull Drops Crackhead
When the time calls for it, you should be allowed to do this same thing to every kid that pees in the pool this summer. And every kid that doesn't.
Callous Thief Smashes Head With Bottle
Pay close attention and you'll realize the attacker has less remorse for people than the assholes that keep green lightning Paranormal Activity movies. (that's a lot)
Madman Splits His Neighbors Skull Open
And that my friends is the fastest way to turn a perfectly good human being into carrot in under 5 seconds. Beat that, Alzheimers.
Family Fight Ends With Knife in Dad's Skull
You think your bloodline sucks? Watch this and then cherish the fact that the most violent your kids get is with misspelled racial slurs on Xbox live.
Rednecks Guide to Getting Your Head Stapled
He floated like a butterfly, and stung himself like the Chlamydia shot he's destined to get in the next 5 years. Enjoy the brain leakage fucker.
Guy's Got Half a Skull and He's Still Chillin
Not sure what in the blue fuck happened to him but he's got the right attitude. I'd pay to watch him piss in the mouths of every Facebooker with 1st world problems.
Hood Rat Bitch Goes For The Death Blow
When DJ Jelly Donut isn't busy wreaking havoc at the local D&D, she likes to take long walks on the beach and get her face imprinted into the cement.
Don't Mind The 12" Knife in My Eye Socket
Brazilian man is pulled out of an ambulance with the most shocking damn thing I've seen all year and he looks like he gives not one fuck. What a boss.
Crowbar To The Skull Leaves Girl Convulsing
Valve's idea of pricing Half-Life at a modest $3.99 just backfired. Fuck.
Horse Dropkicks A Cameraman In The Brain
IQ down, ratings up. That's the formula for good TV.
Self-Knee Strikes Does A LOT of Damage
Self-fellatio has it's downfalls. The biggest being a 5 inch wide, 1.5 inch deep gash in your skull. For this guy at least.
Bouncer Leaves Drunk Idiot With Split Skull
49 f-bombs dropped but not one racial comment. I'd say that shows some serious self restraint, or the liquor just doen't work anymore.
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Step-Mom Beats Shifty Husband's Ass
This is the way the American NEGRO needs to be taught and if he still can't learn, use that tree with a little bit of rope.
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