You always see PSAs for texting and driving, drinking and driving, Chinese and driving. It's high time we put some of that sponsor money into this epidemic.

Well at least it was straight and to the point. The total opposite of your average Call of Duty player.

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Lesson learned: Don't cheat on girls in Peru. Or live in Peru. Or go anywhere near South America without something tapped to your small intestine.

You have the right to remain the same brain capacity as a bag of baby carrots.

He was doing pretty good until the part where he bought an American car. Then it was all downhill from there.

That's gonna hurt... his grandchildren.

Harassing the shit out of a girl from a different ethnicity may seem like a good idea at first, but the car is still on empty and the gas isn't going to pump itself.

4:38 is probably what you're really looking for.

This may be the worst motorcycle accident I've seen. In the past hour.

Welcome to the Motherland - where everything is considered sparring equipment as long as you can get a foot on it. Including your mom's face.

This is actually much more productive than their normal Friday afternoon activities: Playing Call of Duty and circle jerking around the loser.

The irony is palpable.

Girl's got gusto: I'll give her that much. She's also got the ability to stay vertical when reaching speeds of 3 MPH which is why El Gordo is eating shit right now.

Fun fact: The victim in question actually acquired this vid and posted it online in hopes of communal support of his overdone belly rolls. Not today Porkenstien.

For a $250k price tag I have to say I'm disappointed. My uncles done more damage than that to the public with a Honda Accord and he can't even see.

Don't hate soccer as much as the average American does? You're about to.

Cool guys never look at explosions. So think of this as the black version of that.

It's 2 for 1 day down at the local circle jerk, and you don't wanna be late for that.

And by best I mean worst. Apparently when you're on the metric system, a 3,000 lb car does not beat a 500 lb bike when it comes to running bitches over.

That's the golden question buzzing around the Internet today. So far the general consensus is "REAL". And I don't need to see x-rays of his anal hole to believe it.