Another video HERE. Note: Not quite as much vehicular anal rippage.

Leave him alone, the man probably uses a 4-wheeler to get his mail. Next to interspecies gangbangs this is probably all he has to live for.

At first I thought this was a fucking joke. Then I remembered inbreeding is no laughing matter.

Just when you thought hollowed out skull cavities were only good for political debates, this jackoff comes along.

Darwin: "Last 2 seconds....what's a little convulsion between friends."

No blood, premature screaming - it looks pretty fucking fake from here. But if the Internet has taught me anything (and it has) it's to never underestimate the stupidity of a redneck. So here it is.

Only one thing is missing from this equation: Common fucking sense.

We can let things like inbred family disputes over who gets to use the VCR first go. But once a g'damn chicken starts referring your fights, you've crossed the line.

Clear footage of Ralph the Redneck's last moments as a serious heterosexual male. Watch, and never do what Ralph does.

Hillbilly Jim hunts down the oaf that's been trying to woo his chick over the Internets with the intent to kick ass and peel bacon off his back. Only half of that happens though.

Okay Jerome, you tried your hand at home invasion. Now it's back to grits and sleeping in a drawer.

When your father is also your grandfather, you turn out a lot like this guy.

There's only one time in my life that I can recall witnessing less shame than what you're about to see in this video. Only diff was my fingers smelled like Lindsay Lohan and not the inside of my sister. #hollabackLiLo

Can't decide what's worse here. That he's gonna have to pay for that window or him seeing this video while sober after realizing his Pentium 2 400Mhz desktop can do more than order Skoal in bulk.

Note to self: If you're gonna shortchange a meth head on payday, your windshield is gonna have a bad time.

Don't worry, your nose is a lot like your appendix and second kidney. It's not really necessary to marry a distant cousin while doing meth.

Ironically, he missed his step class to do this instead. No not really, dumbass.

This one looks like it might be a little dated. But if it's any consolation, I'm sure they're both offering skoal flavored finger fucks to all immediate family members.

This really isn't any different then your average trailer park squabble over something of lesser value than a pack of cigarettes. But it sure is entertaining.

A cowboy that works in IT? That's almost more unbelievable then his spoiled monster offspring thinking she has a purpose in life other than frying lard.

Calling bullshit on the attacker's reasons. The only time trailer park residents get this angry are when you steal their smokes or are having sex with their sisters. And I don't see any cigarettes.