So if one contestant EATS the other one, is that considered a disqualification... or... what? Someone should look into that.

Rally Racing: Turning unsuspecting people into organ donors since 1975.

Prepare to discover super retardation. Making regular retardation look like NASA engineering since 2009.

Enjoy this trailer for "You Got Served 4: Cracker Jacked".

Some people train all their lives for a 5k or a Spartan race. They dared to be different.

There's lonely Japanese men, randy K-9's and some sort of prize at the end. That's as much fucking information I want to know and it's going to stay that way.

Spider-Man is suing for that copyrighted dismount at :49 seconds.

A friendly reminder that you don't need a $300,000 car to go fast. Sometimes Japanese engineering and enough duct tape to keep it all together for a quarter mile gets the job done.

There's no type of collision here. So if you're looking for arm ripping, insurance spiking, solidified reasons to never leave your computer chair - search elsewhere.

That's right. It's another moment for you to sit down and cherish your genitals a little bit harder because you don't live in Asia.

Everybody has a talent. And when the Special Olympics adds drifting to their list, his is gonna shine bright.

Just think, if this was 1997 and the heyday of Kazaa it would take you 3.5 hours to download this in 5 separate pieces only to realize it's not what you thought it was by the title. Now hug your modem.

Whether it's someone to call you a dickless faggot on Xbox live, or trying to make a car fly - my money is always on the dipshit with rich parents.

This is why the biggest attempt at physical activity I make is walking to the bathroom. And sometimes I just go on the carpet.

After years of just watching everyone on the track have fun, Bambi decided to get involved. Also: She can materialize out of thin fucking air.

Our experienced female SUV drivers are going to have to step it up this season if they want to top something like this while doing their makeup and texting at 85mph in a school zone.

That would have been a fantastic shortcut, if it didn't lead directly to the Special Olympics.

Adult Pampers. This is only one of their many suggested applications.