You don't just wake up one day and have the ability to play spin the bottle with your pussy hole. It takes practice, and releasing no less than 10 videos per week.

Well hot mother fucking damn, if that isn't the perfect female body from the neck down I don't know what is. Sloppy seconds is more than acceptable.

Oh but they are, 100%. And every girl I've pretended to engage in a relationship with is extremely jealous of them.

What you can't see in the thumbnail is an ass the black community dreams of growing naturally. But trust us, it's there and it's gonna ruin your ceiling paint.

Dirty blonde with some fat tits takes on a challenge she once thought impossible. Now you can't get the dick out of her ass if you tried. But really, who's trying?

Go ahead and throw all the dick you want at her, she's got much better equipment to play with.

One has to question the possibility of being a serial killer if she's able to maintain wetness with such a beast inside her twat. Or at the very least, a weekend clown.

Yowza. Disclaimer: Under no other circumstance should a word as homosexual as 'Yowza' be used unless your mind has actually been blown. Remember that.

Juggling is pretty gay. That is, until you start trying to balance these beauties in the palm of your hand.

Slight sag, but fantastic proportions all around. I'd gladly crawl through a mile of barbed wire covered mine fields just to hear her send Morse code with a nipple.

If Edwardo put half as much effort into business class as he did to ninja vanishing maybe he wouldn't have to ride this piss box to work everyday in the first place.

Look closely at his form. That's the kind of stuff Russian gymnast coaches dream of.

If there was any ass worthy of being served in a 5 star restaurant as their featured item - it's this. Mother fuckers would take out second mortgages to get in there.

No penetration needed either. As the years go by, all a man needs is an energetic set of tits that blow professional pornstars out of the water & fresh air.

You might blow a nut out just gazing upon her naked body. By the time she opens her butthole up in front of you it's probably too late to actually please her.

It's no secret she's bounced on more cock this month than you have fingers but don't let that stop you from waiting in the sloppy seconds line. Chick is worth it.

One way to describe her is "delicious". Which is the same word I use when describing a supreme Locos Tacos. Both should be in my mouth right now.

Those melons have graced the computer screens than you could ever accurately measure in one lifetime. That's what happens when you are born perfect.