Indian Guru Just Freaked Us Out
And here I thought curry farts in public were the scariest things to come from this country.
Hmm I Wonder Why This PSA Got Banned
Crystal meth isn't the only cool reason to have erection on your cheek anymore.
Thug Shoots Bus Passenger in the Dick
On a sunnier note, the 12 illegitimate children he can't have in the future thank the gunman for his impeccable aim.
Idiot Burns His Dick With Fireworks
After 15 minutes of thinking about this, consulting friends on Facebook and drawing a Venn diagram, I can't see a way this could have gone right.
Why Not to Put Fireworks in Your Penis
Chances of this being fake? 98.5%. Chances of you not caring and still enjoying a complete stranger experience genital pain? 198.5%.
The Last Thing You Should do to a Penis
Trolling the Opposing Team Like a Boss
What in the Blue Fuck is Going on Here?
I'm confused. And slightly jealous.
Penis Flash Sparks Odd Inter-Gender Fight
I'm guess this is what the peak of desperation looks like after no sex for 15 years. 2013 is gonna be a good year for me.
I Don't Think That's Supposed to be on TV
When you see it, you'll shit heterosexuality.
Public Wanker Has No Fear in Crowded Place
The real question here is, does 4.5 inches of erect penis really constitute sexual assault? Because if it does I think China may have some serious fucking problems on it's hands.
Why Not To Put Bottle Rockets in Your Dick
No shame and no chance of being hetserosexual with a penis he openly admits is tootsie roll sized at best. These are the quintessentials of being an Internet hit.
Fake Dick Prank Scares Chatroulette Girls
He's slinging sauce at a Peter North level and it's just one O face after another. All gawking at something their boyfriends never gave them.
Syrian Police Shoot Protester in The Dick
I'm betting many care packages were dropped for that achievement.
Her Favorite Thing in The World is Whale Dick
I fear her knowledge on the subject of whale sex is simply too detailed to be book-learned.
Italian Woman Intrigued By Perv's Donkey Dick
After 10 not-so conspicuous glances at his overstuffed Vienna sausage it's clear Annetta is ready to break her vegan diet.
Public Masturbator is Greeted With Open Arms
The one time a girl is receptive to a stranger's exposed penis and he has to be older than my dad. If her standards were any lower she'd be fucking Carrot Top.
Omegle User Makes Sexual Assault Creative
So... what this tells us is there's a 1 in 4 chance of finding a co-op fap partner on their service. Goodbye Chatroulette, you simply can't compete with that ratio.
Heroin Addict Has A Funny Surprise For You
And if you think it's just him shooting up directly into his urethra, then you have absolutely no faith in the drug using community.
Horse Picks A Perfect Time To Find A Mate
Having rape immunity is only one of the benefits of being a horse. The other is having a penis you can raise a flag onto.
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