Luckily, procreation is no longer an option. There's always a silver lining.

Okay, best of 5. Let's go.

The saddest LOL'ing you're gonna do today.

There's a few unwritten rules in the community of meatheads, and this jolly bastard is breaking all of them. Now lets all laugh along with the last of his braincells going bye bye.

Dude tried to muscle his way through the pain but it was too much. Kinda like every girl in the industry that does anal for the first time, except he didn't wake up pregnant.

When Maury Povich is in re-runs for the summer, a woman living in the hood is forced to make his own entertainment.

And just like that, Toshiro was left dateless yet again on a Friday. Another night of blueballs for Toshiro.