Ninja Moves Don't Work in Ghetto Fight
Not crying like a girl almost redeems him looking like he learned how to fight from the sleeve for "Under Siege". Almost.
Forget Ninjas, Kai Hou is the Real Deal!
I'm amazed and complete disgusted with my own ability.
A Family Fight for the Record Books
This video is worth watch. If anything at all for the attempt at a Liu Kang bicycle kick to dad's dome. Someone's been practicing their footsie game.
Bruce Lee Cop Wins the Fight
No tazer, no problem. Just Enter the Dragon on a mother fucker and you're quota will be met before you know it.
Ninja Kick Stops a Classless Thief
MASTADON! Black Ranger up in this bitch!
The World's Fattest Ninja is Serious!
Obesity and sharp objects are never a good combination. I could have replaced "sharp objects" with anything and that sentence will still make sense.
Don't Start Fight With Asians. They're Ninjas
This Girl Could Probably Kick Your Ass
Normally I'd be the first to take an e-shit on a poorly choreographed routine by a couple of amateurs, but this was better than the shitty excuse for fight scenes in the Dark Knight. Yeah I said it.
Dude Goes Ninja During Street Fight
Little did the loser know, his opponent was a Van Damn fan before he found out he could afford cocaine by the pallet.
Be on The Lookout For Mutha Fuckin Ninjas!
In retrospect I really should have edited
into the clip. But it's the weekend, and I don't have time to play Steven Spielberg and Charlie Sheen in the same 24 hour span.
You've Never Seen Dodgeball Moves Like This
Bruce Lee once said
"Be water my friend"
. He chose to be a grasshopper with a propeller in it's ass instead. Close enough.
This is Probably How Ninja Gangbangs Start
If there's anything Canada does well, it's confuse the shit out of the rest of North America.
Real Ninja Shit - Belt Turns into a Sword
At least, that's what he calls it. But we know the truth, about his Hello Kitty collection and that just being a real big, portable, butter knife.
Take a Tour of a Real Life Ninja's House
That was stupid and highly over-dramatic. Now if you'll excuse me I have to hacksaw every wall and floor in my house to hide chocolate and swords.
Purse Snatcher Channels His Inner Ninja
Many efforts have been made in the past to acquire a woman's maxed out credit cards and unused tampons - but none so MacGyver-like as this.
Black Kid Masters The Art of Preying Mantis
It's 2011 and we're still seeing new things from urban kids fighting in the hood. If this doesn't prove evolution, nothing will.
Granny Evades The Train Fare Like A Ninja
Seriously just suck it up and pay the .75 cents. Why shit your pants twice a day when you only have to do it once?
Ninja Soccer Kick Has Hilarious Consequence
Just wait till the transition into all-3D media happens - then things like this and porn are going to be REALLY awesome.
Wannabe Ninja Slices His Arm Showing Off
Jackie Chan would be unimpressed. If he gave a shit about random idiots that sword fight in the backyard.
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Jabba the Cunt
Half of that missed her, bet she wouldn't of missed a drop if it was bucket of jizz. Shlaaaaaag
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