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Ninja Moves Don't Work in Ghetto Fight

Ninja Moves Don't Work in Ghetto Fight

Not crying like a girl almost redeems him looking like he learned how to fight from the sleeve for "Under Siege". Almost.
Views: 11,221 Rating: -100% Comments: (21)
Forget Ninjas, Kai Hou is the Real Deal!

Forget Ninjas, Kai Hou is the Real Deal!

I'm amazed and complete disgusted with my own ability.
Views: 12,068 Rating: 100% Comments: (8)
A Family Fight for the Record Books

A Family Fight for the Record Books

This video is worth watch. If anything at all for the attempt at a Liu Kang bicycle kick to dad's dome. Someone's been practicing their footsie game.
Views: 10,353 Rating: 100% Comments: (13)
Bruce Lee Cop Wins the Fight

Bruce Lee Cop Wins the Fight

No tazer, no problem. Just Enter the Dragon on a mother fucker and you're quota will be met before you know it.
Views: 10,802 Rating: -33% Comments: (4)
Ninja Kick Stops a Classless Thief

Ninja Kick Stops a Classless Thief

MASTADON! Black Ranger up in this bitch!
Views: 9,149 Rating: 100% Comments: (13)
The World's Fattest Ninja is Serious!

The World's Fattest Ninja is Serious!

Obesity and sharp objects are never a good combination. I could have replaced "sharp objects" with anything and that sentence will still make sense.
Views: 8,050 Rating: -100% Comments: (23)
Don't Start Fight With Asians. They're Ninjas

Don't Start Fight With Asians. They're Ninjas

Views: 8,379 Rating: -100% Comments: (7)
This Girl Could Probably Kick Your Ass

This Girl Could Probably Kick Your Ass

Normally I'd be the first to take an e-shit on a poorly choreographed routine by a couple of amateurs, but this was better than the shitty excuse for fight scenes in the Dark Knight. Yeah I said it.
Views: 21,257 Rating: -33% Comments: (11)
Dude Goes Ninja During Street Fight

Dude Goes Ninja During Street Fight

Little did the loser know, his opponent was a Van Damn fan before he found out he could afford cocaine by the pallet.
Views: 17,720 Rating: -100% Comments: (3)
Be on The Lookout For Mutha Fuckin Ninjas!

Be on The Lookout For Mutha Fuckin Ninjas!

In retrospect I really should have edited THIS into the clip. But it's the weekend, and I don't have time to play Steven Spielberg and Charlie Sheen in the same 24 hour span.
Views: 6,453 Rating: 0% Comments: (6)
You've Never Seen Dodgeball Moves Like This

You've Never Seen Dodgeball Moves Like This

Bruce Lee once said "Be water my friend". He chose to be a grasshopper with a propeller in it's ass instead. Close enough.
Views: 14,622 Rating: 100% Comments: (13)
This is Probably How Ninja Gangbangs Start

This is Probably How Ninja Gangbangs Start

If there's anything Canada does well, it's confuse the shit out of the rest of North America.
Views: 7,851 Rating: 100% Comments: (7)
Real Ninja Shit - Belt Turns into a Sword

Real Ninja Shit - Belt Turns into a Sword

At least, that's what he calls it. But we know the truth, about his Hello Kitty collection and that just being a real big, portable, butter knife.
Views: 9,197 Rating: 33% Comments: (4)
Take a Tour of a Real Life Ninja's House

Take a Tour of a Real Life Ninja's House

That was stupid and highly over-dramatic. Now if you'll excuse me I have to hacksaw every wall and floor in my house to hide chocolate and swords.
Views: 7,956 Rating: 50% Comments: (3)
Purse Snatcher Channels His Inner Ninja

Purse Snatcher Channels His Inner Ninja

Many efforts have been made in the past to acquire a woman's maxed out credit cards and unused tampons - but none so MacGyver-like as this.
Views: 7,476 Rating: 100% Comments: (6)
Black Kid Masters The Art of Preying Mantis

Black Kid Masters The Art of Preying Mantis

It's 2011 and we're still seeing new things from urban kids fighting in the hood. If this doesn't prove evolution, nothing will.
Views: 9,648 Rating: 14% Comments: (9)
Granny Evades The Train Fare Like A Ninja

Granny Evades The Train Fare Like A Ninja

Seriously just suck it up and pay the .75 cents. Why shit your pants twice a day when you only have to do it once?
Views: 11,218 Rating: 100% Comments: (10)
Ninja Soccer Kick Has Hilarious Consequence

Ninja Soccer Kick Has Hilarious Consequence

Just wait till the transition into all-3D media happens - then things like this and porn are going to be REALLY awesome.
Views: 13,363 Rating: 50% Comments: (12)
Wannabe Ninja Slices His Arm Showing Off

Wannabe Ninja Slices His Arm Showing Off

Jackie Chan would be unimpressed. If he gave a shit about random idiots that sword fight in the backyard.
Views: 12,276 Rating: 100% Comments: (9)