The outnumbered part comes in when Boris #2 delivers a size 9 turkey sandwich to the guy's face from behind.

You can't go around having a single digit IQ and not expect some sort of brain damage.

Chivalry has returned to Russia. The 175 year drought is broken.

After you watch this, you'll completely understand why Asian girls date white guys.

Getting this close to a guy that wears those kind of shorts never ends well. Goodnight Anapan.

After watching this you'll understand why it's a bad idea for white guys to turn their backs to black guys.

What you can't see is the 20-something-year-old genius going head first into the pole and knocking himself out. But you can hear it, and it might give you a boner.

This is why you always think outside the box. Karate, art and prostitutes can only get better that way.

The one punch, coconut cracking knockout was great. And her follow up kick to the nut sac was icing on the poorly educated cake.

Nowhere near as legendary as THE FIRST SXSW knockout, but two of those in the same week might make you shit your pants. Be thankful.

Good thing he landed on his brain. We wouldn't want something valuable getting damaged.

Another fine graduate from the Macho Man Randy Savage Community College.

Darwin: "Never bring a vagina to a penis fight."

In the hood, this is how they tell bedtime stories.

Damn - either that was the sound of his jaw breaking, or one of the Mexican students dropped her toddler again. Someone should check on that.

His pre-fight commentary was a good indicator this wasn't going to go his way unless a Slurpee was somehow involved.

Nobody took a shit on his face. It was a good day for all.

Let's face it, either way he was going to end the night face down in shit. Dude just saved him a few hours.

Some old, some new. And one that is going to make you completely rethink the strength of a 350lb black girl.