This may be the worst abuse of power I've ever seen. In Alaska. This week.

Bullies just don't have the class they used to. If this was 2002 she would have taken a shit on her head and posted the pictures on MySpace.

For fuck sakes, it's called a tattoo parlor and they'd probably do this service for free if you aren't 300 lbs. Go to one.

Her attempt to get Internet famous is well on it's way to completion. Add one more girl to the mix and we might even attempt to learn your first name.

Close your eyes and you'll think you're at the fucking Indy 500. Really, there isn't one single definable sound letting you know it's an Asian girl getting boinked.

Nothing teaches you about the female body quite like hands-on training.

The transformation from good little girl into whore next door means going through some crazy shit like this and never having any regrets about it.

I have no proof but he probably deserved every bit of that. Most black men trying to sell weed next to your fucking mailbox usually do.

It's sex parties like this one that make you hate your girlfriend. Until she realizes three vaginas are better than one and makes good with the friend's numbers.

Getting your girlfriend into a threesome is one thing. Getting stink flavored blowjobs is another. This guy just reached the top of the food chain.

Looks like a hooker situation but who's complaining? Fucker must have paid some good coin to let loose the spoils of a 3 week "no masturbation" experiment.

I'd say she's a 10 but shamefully I can't base that rating on my own personal experience. Unless you count the night I got with five 2's. Then maybe.

Fragile girl looks like anything wider than a finger in her shit pipe would send her to the doctor crying... but she proved the book cover wrong. And it's glorious.

A total natural in every position your wetzel can be sucked in. Doesn't exactly look the type to be up for a threesome though, but that can always be forced.

Europe's most well known sex addict bangs away for over an hour on what looks like a DVD of her best fucks. Her fragile body not breaking is a modern marvel.

This man has achieved sexual nirvana and he doesn't even know it yet. His girlfriend's got the body of a gymnast and the mind of a 10 year porn veteran.

Quirky amateur attention whore knows no bounds. That applies to her personality, horny levels and the amount of kelbasi she can cram up her cunt.

Chick looks like 2.5 fingers of girth would send her asshole directly to emergency surgery but she took it like a champ. A champ that went 1 round with a carrot.

Sense. This sex tape makes absolutely NONE of it. If girls of this caliber are digging mullets this exceptional it might be time for a new haircut.

If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that oriental girls will put their vaginas in the line of fire for mediocre reasons. I bet he bought her a glass of root beer.

She cares about her ass about as much as a Lohan does about her image. In Germany it's a sign of endearment, more than it is a way to make your dick stink.