The Greatest Definition of 'Hot Mess'
I got 28 Pesos & all a self-taped VHS copies of House Party 3 that she spent more time teaching her store-bought tits to twerk than studying for that GED.
Jeopardy Girl is into Spotted Dicks
Alex Trebek showing his knowledge of the D.
Ruthless Aussie Bully Kicks Girls Face
She's not sorry about it either. Full story
GAIS IM LIKE TOTALLY A GAMER GURL!
If being part of the online gaming world has taught me anything (and it has), it's that the female race will do anything for attention and/or money. Kappa
Frat Boy Denies Drunk Girl's Blowjob
Alpha Bro makes like a homoerotic white knight and halts every attempt this hot mess makes for his genitals. May all the fedoras on Earth tip in your gay direction.
Girl Knocks Out a Guy Asking for Sex
Someone's been watching too many videos from the Czech Republic. I wonder how many Czech Crowns it's gonna take to get that self-esteem back?
How to Shut Your Hoe Up in one Punch
You messed with the wrong Olive Garden greeter.
This Mental Case Took the wrong MDMA
meat1: "I give it a 7. Easy to dance to, but hard to understand the words."
Belligerent Teen Taken Down by Cops
No iPad or pumpkin spiced Starbucks latte in sight, but I'd bet my entire VHS collection of Sinbad's standup comedy this is a result of being White Girl Wasted.
Bad Drug Trip Turns Girl into a Zombie
I'm thinking it might be best to leave those Elaine Benes back in the same Arby's toilet you copped the MDMA from. Even in corpse mode this shit is unacceptable.
Dirty Pussy Cat Fight Erupts in Austin
hmm: "Was that Austin or Autism on there shirts?"
WTF is Wrong With Girls and Mixers?
Dammit, white girls. We talked about this shit.
Stop the Fight and Cover Up that Vagina!
Sweet fuckin' chewed Bubble Tape gum. Not even the finest Vagioplasty surgeons in Guatemala could turn back time on those overcooked bacon strips.
Leave it to a Blonde Girl to Fail THIS Hard
Brains? Not so much. But judging from the attire and hair color I have the utmost confidence she's the kind of chick that could eat apples through a tennis racket.
WOW: Don't Fuck Married Men in Brazil
20-something South American skankarella barked up the wrong penis. That's 2 days worth of investigative journalism right there. If you know something I don't, hit me up.
Ruthless Dyke Fights Like a Barbarian
She's going to make a great ex-wife one day.
Guys Laugh as Girl Gets Gang Beaten
Forget the uneven brutality for a second and focus on the venue for this bitch brawl. And people wonder how our water supplies get contaminated.
Completely Wasted Girl vs. Public Toilet
Frederica underestimated her tolerance for both Skinny Girl Margaritas, and vertical gravity. Marvel in her attempt to make it in the toilet on the first try.
Cocky White Girl Gets KNOCKED OUT
When you see a female knocked unconscious, as an adult you should always do the right thing: Turn on your cellphone's camera and laugh.
Man Card Revoked: Girl Whips Guy's Ass
Nice tits. Firm body. But what really sold me was her ability to throw a right hook. So spot-on you'd almost think Mayweather was training her in between hating white people.
She Likes Boys and Sucking their Dicks
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Boxer Banned for Life for Attacking Ref
what ever they payed you ref to fix the fight you deserved that beating
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